i can totally grow pretty chest hair
07.01.2025 02:22 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@smokingbride.bsky.social
It's just me and my elfroot smoking husbands, that I smoke elfroot with. and yes, we smoke elfroot. [this is the most unserious thing i have ever made in my LIFE]
i can totally grow pretty chest hair
07.01.2025 02:22 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0don't hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil to me, mister
07.01.2025 02:21 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0i guess i need chest hair now to be your wife?
07.01.2025 02:17 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0hey!!
07.01.2025 02:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0andraste doesn't make girlie pop oopsies, yk!! too much of a baddie for that
03.01.2025 17:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0if you ever see me make a girlie pop oopsie no you didn't
03.01.2025 05:14 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0maybe i can get my hubby to add him to the cool actual chant and not the uncool one ---
03.01.2025 05:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0it's a duck! it's a man! it's the most duck of all men!
03.01.2025 05:12 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0doesn't it!? it's such a delightful pink, too! the maker painted it for me
03.01.2025 03:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0the next award is:
best sentient vape cloud
and the winner is..... somehow ALSO ANDRASTE! (put down the bong babe)
honorable mention to VORGOTH!
the next award is:
best andraste
and the winner is..... ANDRASTE! ๐๐๐๐๐
*waves blunt in front of her face to try and revive her* don't go into the light! uh --- not right now, anyway!
02.01.2025 19:54 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0you okay there, bestie?
02.01.2025 19:54 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0REAL. HOUSEWIVES. OF. ANDRASTE.
02.01.2025 19:34 โ ๐ 32 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1last time i tried, they smoked ME
02.01.2025 19:32 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0finally someone with some sense! *hands shartan the bong* my husbands have been fighting all day! i just wanna kiss them both and you! and smoke!
02.01.2025 19:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0SToP fiGHTing!!
02.01.2025 19:28 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0somehow i'm getting this vibe that i've brought doom upon all the world lmao my bad
02.01.2025 19:23 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@weirdshartan.bsky.social my elfroot smoking wife!
02.01.2025 19:22 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0but did you say "i'm sorry for setting andraste on fire" to... anyone? you didn't say it to me and i might be a smoking hot babe, but like ---
02.01.2025 19:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0babe...
02.01.2025 19:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0i like this one!
02.01.2025 19:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0thank you, babe! *smooches his cheek with a loud SMACK*
02.01.2025 19:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0so you see this is my husband, the maker, and my other husband, maferath, and his husband, hessarian ---
02.01.2025 19:05 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0babe, that's not an apology
02.01.2025 18:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0well to be fair you never did say sorry ---
02.01.2025 18:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0share, bestie!!!
02.01.2025 18:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0my elfroot smoking hubbys are fighting ---
02.01.2025 18:50 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0