i can totally grow pretty chest hair
don't hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil to me, mister
i guess i need chest hair now to be your wife?
hey!!
andraste doesn't make girlie pop oopsies, yk!! too much of a baddie for that
if you ever see me make a girlie pop oopsie no you didn't
maybe i can get my hubby to add him to the cool actual chant and not the uncool one ---
it's a duck! it's a man! it's the most duck of all men!
doesn't it!? it's such a delightful pink, too! the maker painted it for me
the next award is:
best sentient vape cloud
and the winner is..... somehow ALSO ANDRASTE! (put down the bong babe)
honorable mention to VORGOTH!
the next award is:
best andraste
and the winner is..... ANDRASTE! 💋💋💋💋💋
*waves blunt in front of her face to try and revive her* don't go into the light! uh --- not right now, anyway!
you okay there, bestie?
REAL. HOUSEWIVES. OF. ANDRASTE.
last time i tried, they smoked ME
finally someone with some sense! *hands shartan the bong* my husbands have been fighting all day! i just wanna kiss them both and you! and smoke!
SToP fiGHTing!!
somehow i'm getting this vibe that i've brought doom upon all the world lmao my bad
@weirdshartan.bsky.social my elfroot smoking wife!
but did you say "i'm sorry for setting andraste on fire" to... anyone? you didn't say it to me and i might be a smoking hot babe, but like ---
babe...
i like this one!
thank you, babe! *smooches his cheek with a loud SMACK*
so you see this is my husband, the maker, and my other husband, maferath, and his husband, hessarian ---
babe, that's not an apology
well to be fair you never did say sorry ---
share, bestie!!!
my elfroot smoking hubbys are fighting ---
