accidentally went on facebook
06.03.2026 14:05 β π 72 π 4 π¬ 12 π 1accidentally went on facebook
06.03.2026 14:05 β π 72 π 4 π¬ 12 π 1Still raising money for that auction, by the way. I went from "won't make rent" to "shop for food carefully" which is good.
06.03.2026 02:52 β π 29 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Letβs go
06.03.2026 04:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Colin Jost absolutely nails this guy
06.03.2026 01:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Also claims God has forgiven him. God, as usual, was unavailable for comment.
#affair #ethics #government #marriage #suicide #OddNews
Just wait for the tariffs
05.03.2026 22:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey. Future Jason, it is Past Jason. Next time you think an item is gold and worth preserving for The World, you'll reach out to have a set of people willing to contribute towards the potential outcome and not run around hair on fire asking for paypal and venmo, right
05.03.2026 20:20 β π 43 π 5 π¬ 1 π 1I bet their Onlyfans is too
05.03.2026 20:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Early contender for Mugshots of the Year: featuring Chadillac Saurus Rexx and his wife Manda Saurus
05.03.2026 17:24 β π 25 π 7 π¬ 6 π 2His gift of prophesy is unmatched
05.03.2026 16:39 β π 71 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0
Turns out βchain of commandβ now includes someone who lives in the sky and hasnβt filed paperwork since 33 A.D.
#Armageddon #God #iran #military #religion #war #OddNews
Dude Iβm from Kentucky and weβve got McConnell Paul Massie Comer and donβt even look up what the others are up to.
Only silver lining is thereβs a clear broken clock twice a day trend.
Except for Comer heβs never right/correct
OK, so, I won this stupid auction and in case people find this skeet, 1. It wasn't $5,000 ultimately, it was $3520. I had intended to spend $500 at most. But this turned out to be too good to pass up. Now I'm on the hook. I can cover it but it's going to be a bit intense.
05.03.2026 03:41 β π 64 π 18 π¬ 2 π 1Ever look at a headline and wonder if we, as a cultural experiment, have failed?
04.03.2026 14:18 β π 21 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Also Marian Call's music is goddamn fantastic buy her entire back catalog -now-
04.03.2026 03:35 β π 22 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0More like this at Fark.com
03.03.2026 23:14 β π 32 π 2 π¬ 1 π 1If AI-generated art canβt be copyrighted, then AI-generated code... this could get interesting
03.03.2026 17:00 β π 31 π 11 π¬ 4 π 0Buried lede: Meta sends all your nudes to Kenya where humans annotate it and feed it to AI
03.03.2026 16:51 β π 1352 π 763 π¬ 36 π 161I keep reading Operation Furry
03.03.2026 04:55 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1As a Florida expert, seems on brand
03.03.2026 04:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also thank you for the heads up I appreciate it :)
03.03.2026 04:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cmon @fesshole.bsky.social give Fark a shout out itβs not that hard
03.03.2026 04:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Worth it
03.03.2026 04:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I donβt know if thereβs a paywall but this is Americaβs greatest living author breathing absolute fire.
So if there is a paywall it's worth your time
Give us a better name for the Iran Conflict:
Operation Epstein Shield
Broke: drunk dialing your ex and leaving sad voicemails
Woke: drunk dialing congresspeople and cussing them out
Ahem
28.02.2026 15:20 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Do not congratulate
27.02.2026 22:53 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0And this was a real conversation that happened
27.02.2026 04:11 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0