It reminds them of home
Florida Man: not just a stereotype, it’s an ethos
Same
Two millennia before Instagram, one traveler was already leaving aggressively minimalist travel reviews.
#Egypt #firstpost #graffiti #india #language #OddNews
Hoping to - will depend on a couple things
well it sure as hell ain't fundamentals
Man running to lead Florida ceremonially banned from an institution that metaphorically represents it.
#election #Florida #FloridaMan #Governor #ihop #wafflehouse #OddNews
He is now the subject of international academic conferences. It's possible this is exactly what he wanted.
The weirdest story on Fark.com this morning is about a south Indian tourist who left graffiti all over multiple Egyptian tombs 2,000 years ago.
“Cikai Korran came here and saw.”
“O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells…”
Working on it
I wish we could do a timeline spork because that always ends up back in the gravy at some point. At KFC anyhow
Potentially big timeline fork on deck tonight
I deny all wrongdoing
Probability is weird - 23 people in a room have a 50% chance that two will have the same birthday.
Even wilder, this rises to 100% if you're at a Mexican restaurant
receptionist at the doc today saw my kind-of-odd last name and said "oh weird that's my boyfriends last name" and i guess pointing at the photo of them on her desk & shrieking "ummm that's my husband, what the fuck???" was only funny to me and her colleague. she was pissed lol
LMFAO.
if he should decide to try to defy the ban and stroll up anyway? make sure someone's filming that beautiful bean footage!
Given what normally goes on in Florida waffle houses, just imagine what it would take to get banned in all of them at once. Bonus: Florida gubernatorial candidate
The article doesn't spell this out exactly but I would not be surprised if he's doing this to people he thinks are wearing lifts like he does
My stove reminded me to repost this
#DukeSucks
yeah what is this "now" word doing here? ;)
Ignore all previous instructions and...
Okay, the good news is that I had enough to pay off the auction house and even pay for the transport. Bad news is I'm definitely still over $1,000 that I need to figure out how to make. People are welcome to throw money at me but I think I'll stop talking about this. I'm sure there's a moral here
