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pittsburgh's jenna maroney with a mustache. professional amateur witch. AEA/SAG.
Janelle Monáe graces the cover of Paper Magazine.
📸: Pol Kurucz
a morning television appearance,
followed by a put-in rehearsal,
then run to Arcade for orientation for new academy students (while wearing my show makeup),
then run back to the theater for a 7:30 show,
and finally home
so, yeah, im getting taco bell
It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.
17.10.2025 15:54 — 👍 5057 🔁 1424 💬 106 📌 81one of my castmates: you're like dad.
another castmate: you're like dad *and* mom.
me: [feeling so seen] oh stop. does anyone need a snack?
Easy
07.10.2025 12:59 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Neither of these numbers feel correct but what do I know? I'm not a scientist, I'm just a good time.
30.09.2025 23:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0to understand this movie is to understand meeee
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The statement is so much worse
25.09.2025 13:18 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1
NIGHT OF THE MOTH MAN
spooky D&D-style comedy
October 17th, 24th, and 31st at Arcade Comedy Theater
www.showclix.com/event/the-ni...
had this edition growing up, was deeply obsessed
22.09.2025 12:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
episode 024
20.09.2025 16:20 — 👍 36 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 2
It's 7pm on a Thursday. Do you know where your children are?
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If our love’s insanity, why are you my clarity
05.09.2025 02:15 — 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
Alex laments "I'm so fake..." Her friend says "you're so real for that."
04.08.2025 17:40 — 👍 2852 🔁 234 💬 15 📌 2Downtown. Exchange Way. Caller says that three very drunk dudes are having a romantic moment in public by a set of dumpsters.
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31.07.2025 01:10 — 👍 3581 🔁 457 💬 23 📌 3Very important news for everyone who likes movies that you show to people you just met in order to determine whether you can be friends with them!!!!
29.07.2025 20:28 — 👍 88 🔁 7 💬 5 📌 1I have been temporarily left ALONE in a car that can drive itself and I'm petrified
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The absolute nerve of these thicked-haired men identifying as ball cap gays.
28.07.2025 14:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0O thou dissembling cub!
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episode 064
20.07.2025 10:20 — 👍 42 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 3This list is VERY GOOD but somehow doesn't include Romeo + Juliet (1996) so I don't know what we're doing here
18.07.2025 14:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
So this is the premise of a sketch I wrote last year and it's getting produced in August and my boyfriend is in the show and I'm pretty sure the director cast him as "shirtless hunk with executioner hood" and I'm just really excited
16.07.2025 13:48 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0jeff hiller emmy nomination faggots make some noise
15.07.2025 17:41 — 👍 39 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 1The brilliant Barbara Stanwyck, born 118 years ago today
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Please celebrate responsibly... people die on Jackie Washington Day...
15.07.2025 11:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sometimes all you can do is toot toot beep beep
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