Connor McCanlus

Connor McCanlus

@mccanlus.bsky.social

pittsburgh's jenna maroney with a mustache. professional amateur witch. AEA/SAG.

311 Followers 425 Following 201 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 year ago
A red dip made to look like Darth Maul's face, complete with Bugle "horns"

Disney's Chips and Sith (2015-2015): In anticipation of the "Galaxy's Edge" attraction, both Disneyland and Disney World released this dish: Chickpea and lemon hummus, topped with roasted red pepper coulis, Bugles, and black sesame dust, to replicate the face of Darth Maul.

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5 days ago

Merrily's "The Blob" wants what Sweet Charity's "Rich Man’s Frug" has.

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1 week ago

Cars honk when they’re scared and trying to look bigger to other cars

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if you think the greatest threat to effeminate gay boys is the trans movement and not the cis straight men who overwhelmingly exclude and brutalize them then you should walk into the ocean immediately

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2 weeks ago

Disneyland may have that Main Street lights parade but that doesn’t come close to the Hoover County Meat Parade.

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2 weeks ago

Playing a character who says exactly what she wants at all times makes me realize how exhausting it is to care about other people's feelings.

And how freeing selfishness and cruelty can be.

There's a price for it, of course.

But man, the absolute joy of telling someone to SHUT UP is intoxicating.

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3 weeks ago
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

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if i send you this it means i'm not sorry

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3 weeks ago

Pennsylvania is where you go to get a respectful fuck and I think that's great. Happy to do my part for my state.

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1 month ago

This and Pseudo Echo's "His Eyes"
youtu.be/HltchTPbH5Y?...

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HAPPY 5 TO BARB AND STAR!!!
(WHERE IS MY SEQUEL?????)

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1 month ago
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi.
The boy who tries his best.
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi. 
To pass the lady's test.

It took two people to write that

Remember Woke "Shipoopi"?

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1 month ago

Millennials are having our mid-life crises in starter apartments, it’s rough out here.

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1 month ago
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Morning.

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1 month ago
A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

Ferbruary #oldknees

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1 month ago

OR—hear me out

The author's obsessive and aggressive transphobia is a colossal turnoff.

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1 month ago

One of the things I like best about big snowstorms in the city is that people often walk and play in the middle of the streets during the day, and get to imagine — even momentarily, and maybe for the first time ever — what city life could be like in a world without cars.

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1 month ago

I'm so readyyyyy

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1 month ago
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1 month ago

If all of us block and report the Bluesky 🧊 account, maybe the Bluesky team will stand the fuck up.

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1 month ago

But like at least those have sleeves. I've seen two young dudes with BARE ARMS today. It takes everything in me to not scream "DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW?"

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1 month ago

that's 100% rodgers and hammerstein

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1 month ago

Who is teaching our young men that wearing a coat when its cold outside makes them look gay? Like, how do they think shivering reads as butch? How do we free these idiots from the prison of masculinity???

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It’s a waste of time convincing oppressers that they’re in the wrong

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2 months ago
Fight well. I'll see that your remains are sent home to your families. Moonlight's beauty weakens the androids.
It's why they seek out sunlight The peace you take for granted was the result of war.
You dishonor the dead and the unborn when you refuse to fight. Will all nations fall to tyranny of angels?

Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.

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2 months ago

@schumer.senate.gov Do. Your. Fucking. Job.

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