@jaredhalstead44.bsky.social
I’m a ragged restless radical rapscallion residing in a reservoir of rarified rambunctious relaxation and resiliency. In addition to being a personal page, this will also be the central hub for my writing work, so move along if that ain’t copacetic.
The problem with morning shows is sometimes you get your big break and sing your pretty song to an audience of millions, but 90% of them are just tuning in because they have a passionate desire to see JD Vance walk out five minutes later and tell us all that the Führer is dead.
02.09.2025 17:59 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0#JustTheFacts
22.08.2025 22:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me to a mostly empty train carriage: “Hey, what do you call all of those people who got off at gates A and B?”
Tina: 🙄 “Ugh, what, Jared?”
Me: “Not-Cs!”
Inside of me there are two wolves.
20.07.2025 05:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The GOP: “It is our sincere desire to open 100 new concentration camps by this time next year.”
House Democrats: “We are gonna make them call ‘em ‘Focus Farms’ instead. Hashtag, progress.”
“Ich kann nicht glauben, dass du unsere Freundschaft wegen etwas so Bedeutungslosem wie Politik beenden würdest!!”
26.06.2025 02:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0