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Jared B. Halstead

@jaredhalstead44.bsky.social

I’m a ragged restless radical rapscallion residing in a reservoir of rarified rambunctious relaxation and resiliency. In addition to being a personal page, this will also be the central hub for my writing work, so move along if that ain’t copacetic.

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The problem with morning shows is sometimes you get your big break and sing your pretty song to an audience of millions, but 90% of them are just tuning in because they have a passionate desire to see JD Vance walk out five minutes later and tell us all that the Führer is dead.

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#JustTheFacts

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Me to a mostly empty train carriage: “Hey, what do you call all of those people who got off at gates A and B?”

Tina: 🙄 “Ugh, what, Jared?”

Me: “Not-Cs!”

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Inside of me there are two wolves.

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The GOP: “It is our sincere desire to open 100 new concentration camps by this time next year.”

House Democrats: “We are gonna make them call ‘em ‘Focus Farms’ instead. Hashtag, progress.”

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“Ich kann nicht glauben, dass du unsere Freundschaft wegen etwas so Bedeutungslosem wie Politik beenden würdest!!”

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