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Data Is/Are My Life

@alpha05.bsky.social

health data guru, WoD survivor, cocktail maker, Things 1 & 2 father, Santa/Gandalf/Forrest Gump impersonator, Thing 2.1's grandfather

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**ROAD TRIPπŸŽ‰** - suggest Winnipeg instead and see if he/she/they bite πŸ˜‰

19.11.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She can reuse it in 2031 πŸ˜‰

18.11.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I never promised you a rose garden" ...

12.11.2025 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ho, ho, [expletive deleted] ho! 😬

12.11.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Developed a whole new appreciation for the song with this cover: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8LB...

12.11.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*numbers
*any kind of cheese
*crashing waves
*interesting beer
*ice cold pillows
*petrichor
*weird words
*lifting heavy
*the smell of bacon
*thunderstorms

12.11.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there, there, it'll be okay ... slowly, intermittently, painfully and occasionally joyfully. Be patient

12.11.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When shall we three eat again? In thunder, lightning or in rain?

09.11.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely views, dozens of unsniffed peemails, what's not to love!?

09.11.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The flashing lights mean that it needs to be rebooted (into the Arm)

31.10.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eat a decent meal and stop posting so much. And a hot bath with a small glass of wine. NOW!

29.10.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw the movie. This doesn't end well. DON'T eat bananas in public!

29.10.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Morticia Addams is easier for you than Lurch is for me! How is that fair??

29.10.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My last-favourite dwarf is *not* Grumpy, it's Sleazy

27.10.2025 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone has to quality test before it gets handed out to Trick or Treaters!

25.10.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that way, I realize

25.10.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They can no longer put you in jail for not responding IIRC. NO excuse for rudeness, of course - the persistence is 100% their job though. Very important to reduce non-response bias. And critical data upon which to base govt policy so I always feel like it's my patriotic duty. Not everyone sees it...

25.10.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good evidence that pre-emptive Tylenol reduces effectiveness. No solid evidence for any reduction when used afterwards. HTH

25.10.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ha! Obtaining informed consent would be the tricky bit ...

24.10.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On Fridays I often wear black on black and, I have to confess, it does give me a bit of an urge to toss someone into a volcano

24.10.2025 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Vandals and Visigoths stage of The Fall of the American Empire

24.10.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes the truth needs ... embellishment πŸ˜‰

22.10.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Owww! Um ... "You should see the other guy"???

21.10.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you make the rookie mistake of trying to make coffee without first having had coffee!?

19.10.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How interested are you in rapid weight loss?

19.10.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You have been reading my diary!

19.10.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There was immediately a block list for all the US govt propaganda accounts. Let me know if you have trouble finding it

18.10.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cheese is 🀒

16.10.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Making it life size was perhaps a little too ambitious πŸ˜‰

16.10.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My *guess* is that it's some input to an economic model for justifying ratepayer-funded improvements to grid reliability ... "consumer willingness to pay" or somesuch πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

15.10.2025 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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