Data Is/Are My Life's Avatar

Data Is/Are My Life

@alpha05.bsky.social

health data guru, WoD survivor, cocktail maker, Things 1 & 2 father, Santa/Gandalf/Forrest Gump impersonator, Thing 2.1's grandfather

210 Followers  |  441 Following  |  422 Posts  |  Joined: 04.11.2023  |  2.0118

Latest posts by alpha05.bsky.social on Bluesky

Dangerous enough without it, so I'm glad he dropped his knife

07.02.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

New title suggestion, FWIW: Plotting A Murder πŸ˜‰

07.02.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man with a beard is standing next to a woman with the words `` there can be only one '' . ALT: a man with a beard is standing next to a woman with the words `` there can be only one '' .

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

06.02.2026 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Moose No Longer On The Loose

02.02.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

@samaustind5.bsky.social
@andyfillmorehfx.bsky.social

31.01.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sleazy

29.01.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ICE definitely needs more training. I recommend a 20 year course on Alcatraz Island with intensive calisthenics and civics lessons before they're allowed back on duty

28.01.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

Canada Lives Because…

23.01.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1189    πŸ” 444    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 50

I think you mean HE/HIM MAN!

22.01.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 18.01.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5026    πŸ” 1636    πŸ’¬ 212    πŸ“Œ 102

Beatless

17.01.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your wish is my command. We'll need another half dozen suggestions ... to make an evening of it 🍻

17.01.2026 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell Bay ...

17.01.2026 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Stillwell and Tanner ...

17.01.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Propeller ESB ...

17.01.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You have been reading my diary! I had that marked "Private" πŸ˜‰

17.01.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You have been reading my diary! I had that marked "Private" πŸ˜‰

17.01.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stay home ... and make yourself a Margarita 😜

17.01.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Give me a few days notice so I can stock up on bitterness. Then we'll have to post a drinking schedule (or have prompts like "someone's speech at the Oscars goes over time") and then all provide ratings of the (mostly) Nova Scotia Craft Beer 🍺

17.01.2026 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Speed limit: 100 mph ... but it's a dead end - so you crash and burn πŸ”₯

17.01.2026 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We should organize an evening of all being Bitter πŸŽ‰

17.01.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The Richibucto ... means "river of fire" in Mi'kmaq
@rastasack.bsky.social will appreciate your answer though!

13.01.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Last time I looked in the index of the Nova Scotia Atlas I found *9* Salmon Rivers πŸ˜†

12.01.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Alien Birth

11.01.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Time off for good behaviour presumably - I trust it continues and we can appreciate your ghost stories *not* based on firsthand experience

11.01.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Useful for skeet shooting!

10.01.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was slightly distressed to find one app that I had, on the list. Now gone πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

10.01.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Not* looking auspicious ... As I always say, though, there is no bad weather, only poor preparation!

09.01.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man wearing a kilt and a hat walking in the dark ALT: a man wearing a kilt and a hat walking in the dark

You need a tartan hospital gown

08.01.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
woody from toy story is peeking out from behind a cardboard box that says i 'm back Alt: woody from toy story is peeking out from behind a cardboard box that says i 'm back

Glad to see that rumours of your death are at least slightly exaggerated

07.01.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@alpha05 is following 20 prominent accounts