David Ziff

David Ziff

@djsziff.bsky.social

Teaching Professor, University of Washington School of Law #LegalWriting My stuff: https://linktr.ee/djsziff

2,642 Followers 597 Following 2,596 Posts Joined Jul 2023
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10 hours ago

Folks, I've got a good and very timely sports and culture mash-up here and I think you should see it. I'm very proud of it and also I'm procrastinating and I liked Sinners better.

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bsky.app/profile/djsz...

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11 hours ago
The terrible strike call to end the DR-US game, but instead of showing a strike, it says "One Battle After Another"
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15 hours ago

Very fun for my students on the quarter system who have 3 sets of finals and 3 sets of midterms every year! (Also fun for grading.)

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19 hours ago

Preposterously funny. Much funnier than it has any business being.

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19 hours ago

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1 day ago

This seems like great news for folks who like/want to use a citation manager!

Meanwhile I'm over here like...

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19 hours ago

Cf. Justice Ginsburg, Morse v. Frederick ("What if instead of Bong Hits 4 Jesus the sign said Bong Stinks 4 Jesus?").

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This is so good!

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1 day ago
Sorry, I'm booked all weekend.

Friday - icons of a knife and Jason Vorhees
Saturday - icons of a knife and pie
Sunday - icons of a knife and Julius Caesar

It’s been a busy weekend…

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a man with a mask on his face talks to another man ALT: a man with a mask on his face talks to another man
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Ha! No. (Although I do often (relatively speaking) fondly reminisce about the Lotus Notes case management system in the federal courts back in 2006. That was the best.)

I just do it by hand. I'm also not writing 100-page articles or books, so perhaps that's easier. But I'm John Henry-ing it.

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This seems like great news for folks who like/want to use a citation manager!

Meanwhile I'm over here like...

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Automating Bluebook Citations in Legal Scholarship: A User's Guide for Bluebook in Zotero This paper documents an implementation of the Bluebook Law Review citation format using the Zotero citation manager software. It introduces revisions to an exis

Legal writers: I've posted to SSRN a short user's guide about how to use the Zotero citation manager and its Word plugin to automatically generate Bluebook citations that are 95%* compliant. The paper explains which fields to use for which type of source, and examples of generated citations.

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An essential shout out to the work of @cjsprigman.bsky.social and @jennifermromig.bsky.social in putting together The Indigo Book, an essential online resource and an open-source uniform citation system. While the CSL doesn't implement it directly, the Indigo Book has been a very useful reference.

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1 day ago

Any recommendations for doing polls on Bluesky? I'm prepping for the new Bluebook T6 Worst Abbr. Tournament!
#LegalWriting
#T6MarMadness

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1 day ago

Just saying thanks for walking folks through this on here.

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2 days ago

Wait what? Concubines? What does he think that word means?

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2 days ago

Come for the nonsense, stay for the additional nonsense and also some baseball.

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2 days ago

Well my beat is just calling out specific rule errors. I can't call out everything ugly. I have a day job!

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2 days ago

I looked it up too. R. is part of the name as R. with that period. So that's not wrong.

I mean, I think it's fine to do different things. But I certainly don't think their use of the abbreviation for Enterprises and keeping the Inc. is *wrong* in any sense of the word. It's literally correct!

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2 days ago

I mean that's really four or five citation/quote errors in one blurb on the half of that poster that I can see.

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2 days ago

I'll give them a pass on the U.S. instead of United States.
But they also appear to be missing a comma between Enters. and Inc.
And there's a space missing between 292,297.
And the quote is missing a comma after "violated."
And the quote itself is actually a quote within a quote.
Other than that...

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4 days ago

Euclid's 6th postulate.

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4 days ago

[I'm not making any sense. I think I'm losing them. Even I can no longer understand what I'm saying. Quick. How can I save this?]

[I've got it!]

"This is the most intellectually ambitious answer."

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4 days ago
Fair enough. If we force a last turtle, the most honest answers, ranked by my preference:
Nothing. The last turtle floats in a void, unsupported, existing without cause or foundation. This is actually the position most modern physics flirts with β€” the universe simply is, a brute fact, requiring no substrate beneath it. It's unsatisfying, but probably true.
Itself. The last turtle's existence is self-explanatory β€” it is its own cause (causa sui, as Spinoza would say). This is the move most conceptions of God make. It doesn't fully satisfy logically, but it at least closes the loop rather than leaving things dangling in a void.
Something categorically different β€” not a turtle at all, not even a "thing" in the normal sense. Maybe the ground beneath the last turtle is pure mathematical necessity, or consciousness, or a principle so fundamental it doesn't need support because it is the precondition for support meaning anything. This is the most intellectually ambitious answer.

Not a problem for Claude!

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4 days ago

Though I would be skeptical of the model's explanation of its own actions. I don't think it's any more factually accurate or reliable when purportedly reflecting on itself. It doesn't actually have particular insight I don't think. (Or at least I've heard others cautioning re this.)

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YouTube
Seinfeld - George's Briefcase - Dear God! YouTube video by Matthew

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5 days ago

For those keeping score at home:

I informed Grammarly via email precisely what I thought of their appropriation of my name and reputation and received an email from their head of litigation promising a full response by the end of the week.

To be continued...

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