Iamjon2013

And… What about it?

Give this surf and turf crown and a sash! it truly is the fairest of them all
👸🏼👸🏼🥩🥩 #MondaySteakNight

a cartoon character from south park says " i 'm hardcore " in a library ALT: a cartoon character from south park says " i 'm hardcore " in a library

Y’all know I ain’t never scared!!

a kitten is sitting on top of a stack of pancakes with the words time to brunch written below it ALT: a kitten is sitting on top of a stack of pancakes with the words time to brunch written below it

Brunch!?!? Where???

Oh, that happened to you too?? so weird

two women are sitting on a couch one with her tongue out ALT: two women are sitting on a couch one with her tongue out

Can we just say, range.

a woman in a denim jacket is holding a cell phone with the word bae above her ALT: a woman in a denim jacket is holding a cell phone with the word bae above her

They might as well load up our lard carcasses in the mud, no coffin, just wet, wet, mud.

Just two bears out in the wild talking shit and listening to our friend @fatlantabear.bsky.social rock out at EAV Strut. Love you @hawtdamnitsjames.bsky.social ❤️

Finished my first “real” week at my new job! So glad I ended it sloshing down some pig shit with fellow fat f**** @porkchopmcfatpants.bsky.social & @growingbrovine.farm and no surprise, I was the fattest of them all.
#LovinLife #WhyAreYouGuysBullyingMe

It may be Tummy Tuesday, but what about giving you the whole body???
Thanks @cuddlebuddy.bsky.social for the suggestion

Is this AI? I guess I’ll have to find out in person. 😏😏😏

For real, even Helen Keller knows that that is no twink.

🤣🤣

Just be glad you were able to walk away. You’re worth so much more than a car.

Peter griffin looking aah

I know he’d try to kneel, but he’d have a hard time getting back up. Lol

That lighting is something out of GQ

Is it tacky to put your Venmo in your bio???

This is 31. Growing older and rounder.
#FeedMe #BigBoy #GayBear

It’s like the three Sirens in the Odyssey, I LIVE

🤤🤤😛😛

I mean, Robokitty was right there

He and Jillian can still go to hell

No, the guy that gained all the weight back.

Also, the main guy they’re doing it to you is a total MAGAt

Darius Rucker‘s version of wagon wheel 😬😬😬

You know, “y’all” is gender neutral.

That titty looks awfully familiar
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