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I turned it off and switched on Adventure Time. Life’s too short to willingly watch awful shit.

This is literally one of the worst things I have ever seen in my life.

Oooh Donal Logue is here as a weird and gruff chief of police and is in over his head.

A zombie just attacked Jill and said, “itchy tasty.” I’m not a bit canon guy, but the zombies in RE don’t talk.

None of the things these characters say makes any sense. Chris hears a siren and is like “I have get to the station” and hands Jill something and says here, “lockpick the door when you leave.” Like what??? Also they are saying to stay in your home; why are you making her leave?

It’s basically impossible to get elected to any office in this country if you are openly an atheist, but sure let’s argue over which religious democrat is more electable because of their religion. Great fucking country.

Agreed. This new one is just awful in the not decently made way.

I can’t believe they got the shitty Amell brother to play Chris Redfield lol.

Claire just walked into an empty apartment and took a bite out of a random piece of pizza for no reason. Was this written by AI?

Oooh we’ve got zombie dogs already, but this is the truck driver’s (from RE2) dog. Plot twist. Claire is now in Raccoon City as this movie is apparently the plots of 1-3 in one dumbass movie.

Leon, Jill, Wesker, and Chris all in a diner together and the waitresses eyeball starts bleeding and she cooly says, “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

Watched the 2021 Resident Evil reboot and my god this sucks shit and is an awful form of fan service. It’s worse than superhero movie with that shit.

lol I forgot about that shit!!!

Can’t deny this one. Marge Schott was probably testing the players blood to make sure they were all white.

Like I knew early on that my school was a product of that, I just never thought of the neighborhoods that my friends all lived in. I lived in the country so I did not live in one of those places.

One thing I never noticed growing up in my town is all the small neighborhoods just outside of town that were clearly built in the ‘60s-‘70s and how they are all very clearly white flight from after Brown v Board of education.

I will vote for the candidate who I agree with the most, whether that be green, blue, or whoever.

As someone who never remembers my dreams, there is nothing worse than someone explaining their dream to me for like a half hour.

This post brought to you by my kid on the way to school this morning.

May justice come swiftly for the US and Israeli leaders who support this.

Not serious people.

It’s March 4, 2026. Is a pedophile still president of the United States?

Yes.

Polymarket should be the name of a website where couples trying to be Poly can find a third. Not this shit.

Just an absolute wtf.

Also, if you are a Zionist as well, fuck you! 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Yup lol.

I love when unpopular democrats get involved in tanking other unpopular democrat’s campaigns. Especially ones who are zionists.

This is the most correct post I have read today.

It’s a Shame About Ray.

Also, while I hope they don’t have to, if Iran loses any players I would go and make the biggest spectacle about their teammates killed by the United States and Israel. Don’t let them try and hide the atrocities they have committed.

If it’s during the summer I will probably be doing much better and funner shit than sitting home and watching sports. Sports watching on tv is for winter.