Bart Harley Jarvis

Bart Harley Jarvis

@williamzabka424.bsky.social

Dad to Bluesky’s favorite dog, Frankie girl. Married to @probablyinbed who is infinitely more awesome than I am. Unrepentant leftist. Special Ed teacher.

3,643 Followers 937 Following 12,343 Posts Joined Oct 2024
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This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.

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9 minutes ago

You know I got that thang on me (the pic of hyun jin ryu in the Korean Jin ramen commercial where they couldn’t get actual Kershaw so they got a white actor and put a shitty fake beard and maybe a fake nose on him too)

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59 minutes ago
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7 minutes ago

Me explaining to people why Twilight is the best baseball movie ever.

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11 minutes ago

This is one of those things that will end your middling career so quickly. No one with power or pull will ever trust you again.

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17 minutes ago
A picture of me in a black shirt and orange jacket holding a puppet that looks like an Italian chef.

I love that this picture of me exists lol.

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57 minutes ago

Here's the thing, I don't JUST stand out here complaining about George Lucas and Star Wars.

I am fucking writing my own books because of my dissatisfaction with the stories that exist.

Dudes, please stop being so fucking patronizing.

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21 minutes ago

The dog story scolds are going to find you, but yes, you are 100% right.

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23 minutes ago

I always knew this lady with her stupid white boards was a snake.

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28 minutes ago

Jambalaya is a top 3 meal for me.

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39 minutes ago

Honestly, I want him at as many large, crowded, and chaotic events as possible for…reasons.

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41 minutes ago

They would never actually try to enforce this. Not within our own borders.

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11 hours ago

Considering she can pay a couple extra bucks to have Amazon gift wrap them, you are not weird for being annoyed by that.

Unless money is an issue.

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1 day ago

Abstention is a vote for trump, voting for Harris but not doing so enthusiastically is a vote for Trump, criticizing the Dems "hide and cry" strategy a year after the election is a vote for Trump, acknowledging poor people exist is a vote for Trump, Baltimore backing out of the Crosby trade is a vot

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20 hours ago

This shit is soooo good!!!

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20 hours ago
A post by some guy on twitter saying “can this be a solution,” but I replaced the trucks going across the sand with sand worms from Dune.

I wouldn’t try that.

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1 day ago
Frankie dog outside holding a bone with the cat trying to take it. Frankie dog outside holding a bone with the cat trying to take it.

When you have to take your new favorite bone with you to pee but then you have to deal with the cat trying to steal it.

I know she’s like, “I didn’t really think this through all the way.”

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1 day ago

Amazing shit right here.

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1 day ago
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

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2 days ago
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This beaver was orphaned and rescued as a newborn. See the incredible instinct to build a dam, even though no parent has ever passed this information to it. [📹 hmuraco]

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1 day ago

I love All-Star Superman so much.

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1 day ago

The Trump shoe thing is so funny to me. Imagine thinking you are this manly, powerful man, but you have to wear shitty, ill fitting shoes your asshole boss got you because you are afraid he might be mean to you if you don’t wear them. Just no self respect whatsoever.

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1 day ago

Fuck this stupid tournament. I hope it is a disaster.

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1 day ago

The irony of someone posting this after what she said about Trump and Iran today.

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2 days ago

I mean it was Courtney Love. Stupid autocorrect.

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2 days ago

lol I wish. It wasn’t stupid Courtney Love.

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2 days ago

Jesus Christ!

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2 days ago

We ended up hanging outside with the opening bands until our ride got there lol. We were in high school at the time.

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2 days ago

Yup. She lived her first two years entirely outside so she’s used to it.

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