I hate this timeline we’re in so much
23.02.2026 23:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@raleoftheleaf.bsky.social
37 1/5 of the Grapson 5 aka @bgwpod.bsky.social A heel I am not ♒️ “I reside in VA, ride in VA Most likely when I die, I'm gon' die in VA”
I hate this timeline we’re in so much
23.02.2026 23:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is how you try to relate to a Black crowd…
23.02.2026 23:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Egg Targaryen when he saw Aerion
#AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms
Ima sucka for a lady with a nice talking voice
22.02.2026 04:35 — 👍 25 🔁 13 💬 2 📌 12My job isn’t stressful enough to take a 40% pay cut to get away from it
18.02.2026 16:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Amazon knows that if they released all the episodes of Cross I would finish it in a day
18.02.2026 16:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0...I think I might be the first Black woman to write for X-men. I need to do some research
17.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 165 🔁 10 💬 8 📌 0Wife changing is NUTS
17.02.2026 20:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The first season of #Pluribus was a great time. Idk when season two is coming but I’ll be waiting for it
17.02.2026 19:47 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m sure it was all part of the plan but I knew Carol was gonna get down eventually #Pluribus
17.02.2026 14:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My name is Manousos Oviedo. I am not one of them. I wish to save the world #Pluribus
17.02.2026 05:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Carol having to listen to that recording every time she calls is hilarious #Pluribus
17.02.2026 05:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s diabolical behavior 😭
16.02.2026 15:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Triple Double Cocaine Bear might be the funniest shit I heard in a minute
16.02.2026 06:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I do not
16.02.2026 03:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Three day weekends should be standard.
15.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 35 🔁 29 💬 0 📌 6Shutting the fuck up is always an option, Gene
11.02.2026 14:07 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Had to grab a Red Bull to stay awake smh
11.02.2026 14:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The eye contact will always let you know
03.02.2026 04:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lash Legend Supremacy!!
31.01.2026 20:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I want better for my niggas
31.01.2026 06:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0DJ was doing great all night and then played R Kelly smh. She was so close
31.01.2026 06:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 03 is the winner
31.01.2026 06:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If I gotta sit in the theaters for a whole shift. I’m only paying for 1 ticket; and I want box lunches with snacks and intermissions!
31.01.2026 06:06 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1This one hurt
RIP
I haven’t stopped laughing lmao
31.01.2026 05:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some how my tab is only $27 and I thank the bartender. She shall be compensated
31.01.2026 05:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Forest green
31.01.2026 05:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0