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Rale Sensai

@raleoftheleaf.bsky.social

37 1/5 of the Grapson 5 aka @bgwpod.bsky.social A heel I am not ♒️ “I reside in VA, ride in VA Most likely when I die, I'm gon' die in VA”

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I hate this timeline we’re in so much

23.02.2026 23:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is how you try to relate to a Black crowd…

23.02.2026 23:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Egg Targaryen when he saw Aerion
#AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms

23.02.2026 05:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ima sucka for a lady with a nice talking voice

22.02.2026 04:35 — 👍 25    🔁 13    💬 2    📌 12

My job isn’t stressful enough to take a 40% pay cut to get away from it

18.02.2026 16:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Amazon knows that if they released all the episodes of Cross I would finish it in a day

18.02.2026 16:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
17.02.2026 23:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

...I think I might be the first Black woman to write for X-men. I need to do some research

17.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 165    🔁 10    💬 8    📌 0

Wife changing is NUTS

17.02.2026 20:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The first season of #Pluribus was a great time. Idk when season two is coming but I’ll be waiting for it

17.02.2026 19:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m sure it was all part of the plan but I knew Carol was gonna get down eventually #Pluribus

17.02.2026 14:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Carol #Pluribus

17.02.2026 05:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My name is Manousos Oviedo. I am not one of them. I wish to save the world #Pluribus

17.02.2026 05:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Carol having to listen to that recording every time she calls is hilarious #Pluribus

17.02.2026 05:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s diabolical behavior 😭

16.02.2026 15:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Triple Double Cocaine Bear might be the funniest shit I heard in a minute

16.02.2026 06:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do not

16.02.2026 03:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Three day weekends should be standard.

15.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 35    🔁 29    💬 0    📌 6

Shutting the fuck up is always an option, Gene

11.02.2026 14:07 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Had to grab a Red Bull to stay awake smh

11.02.2026 14:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The eye contact will always let you know

03.02.2026 04:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lash Legend Supremacy!!

31.01.2026 20:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want better for my niggas

31.01.2026 06:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DJ was doing great all night and then played R Kelly smh. She was so close

31.01.2026 06:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

3 is the winner

31.01.2026 06:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I gotta sit in the theaters for a whole shift. I’m only paying for 1 ticket; and I want box lunches with snacks and intermissions!

31.01.2026 06:06 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1

This one hurt

RIP

31.01.2026 06:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I haven’t stopped laughing lmao

31.01.2026 05:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some how my tab is only $27 and I thank the bartender. She shall be compensated

31.01.2026 05:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Forest green

31.01.2026 05:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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