Every time you push the button it pushes Silksong out another 3 months.
employers tell you to spend the company’s money as if it were your own and ok well i would not buy microsoft teams
Every year we all cry out for a better more kind loving comforting year and every year we do it knowing the next year is going to be such dogshit, such incredible terrible dogshit and there's absolutely nothing we can do but withstand it for another year
And that's the triumph of the human spirit
ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax
ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive
“but in the end, stories are about one person saying to another: this is the way it feels to me. can you understand what I’m saying? does it also feel this way to you?” —kazuo ishiguro
Just had a life-changing cappuccino this morning so yeah things are going pretty good
The grifter accounts have finally started following me en masse WE ARE SO BACK 😤
Justice for Chikorita
When I was 5, I loved science, which I took to be planets and magnets and chemicals and shit.
Soon I realized science was a collective human activity, and these were just the objects of its attention.
Anyway, whenever I read an OpEd on how science isn't political, I think "Are you 5 years old?"
Democrats have spent years carefully abandoning political positions it fears might cost them votes, each time getting closer to the ultimate goal: a political party that has zero positions and therefore cannot lose votes.
Good morning. The forecast calls for blue skies, coffee and shenanigans.
Glenn Youngkin : I am a moderate republican please give me full control of the VA legislature so I can ban abortion and trans care to feed my presidential ambitions
VA voters : how about u get fucked
Absolutely nothing better than putting a pot of chili on during a nice fall day 😋 Cozy season is upon us (fingers crossed)
Maybe - just maybe! we should leave complex geopolitical issues to the countless experts/journalists/people who actually study/report/experience these issues every day instead of farming rage interactions on the internet from people who couldn’t find either on a map without Google’s help.
Yknow? I DON’T think we need to hear every single person’s take on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. Especially not from people who have formed their entire opinion based on news headlines from the past 72 hours.
My friends and I made little video game terrariums!
“I said -ish.” -someone at FEMA, probably
Parallel parking with a manual transmission in DC during the dinner rush should qualify for an entirely different, advanced-level drivers license lmao
Am I depressed or do I just need to bake cookies?
Also when talking about influencing systemic changes to a meaningful degree, that takes extended *time* (unfortunately). Writing a book where the oldest movement is just over a decade old feels…disingenuous at best.
If you are still playing videos at full volume on public transit in the year 2023, the other people should be allowed to kick you off at the side of the road/track. If you do it during my morning commute before my coffee? Immediate jail
It is beyond immoral and unconscionable that in a modern and affluent society we still cannot take care of our children and keep them fed (He said, screaming into void once more).
if i send you a work email and there are zero exclamation points in it: you are dead to me. if I sign off with "Thanks" instead of "Thanks!!" i am angrier than i have ever been. i am on my way to your house. i have sworn myself to vengeance and will not sheathe my blade until it has tasted blood
Welcome to Bluesky! Here's a few rules you must follow:
1. Put a content warning on any post that includes the word moist.
2. Always use the hashtag #freethewhales. Otherwise, we will assume you are in favor of whale incarceration.
3. Tell five of your friends to join. Yes, it's a pyramid scheme.
just throwing out ideas for the bluesky dev team as i come up with them: bluesky should release a steering wheel peripheral that you plug into your phone or computer. you turn the wheel to navigate a menu with every letter of the alphabet, then to post it you honk the horn
Whoever could have seen this coming 🤔
It’s a lot less angry over here too I’ve found so far
