the original party corpse

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

EAT SHIT CUOMO FIRST MUSLIM MAYOR ON THE DAY THAT DICK CHENEY DIED

labor rights violations at the T4T sex party

why are you trying to do treacherous vizier shit this a a seven person company.

i just feel like it's a bad business model to do showtime before 10am

multiple train problems trying to get home, someone's smoking a fat blunt on the platform, and kenan thompson just started blasting a message to not jump the turnstile.

have you had sand? it's like dirt.

when i got to this cafe there was just medication side effects blaring on the radio outside. much to consider...

wtf did joey walker mean when he did the rove/trade single joseph give me answers

top 10 songs that utilize the word lugubrious

i think the thing is i fundamentally do not relate to college students anymore and am instead baffled by them.

sometimes a bar is too close to nyu

The ‘point going over someone’s head’ meme template, where the guy is looking at the cover of indie game Don’t Rock the Boat saying “wow.. you truly can’t know the whole store until you’ve heard everyone’s perspective” with the actual point going over his head, which is “if you make a trans woman cry she’ll make her monster bf fucking eat you”

Spoilers for Don’t Rock the Boat ig

"my friend who fucks slow and arduous"

Until the day I die this will be a Eric Adams hate account.

AI doesn’t just require tons of electric power. It also guzzles enormous sums of water. It also guzzles enormous sums of water.

“In order to shoot off one email per week for a year, ChatGPT would use up 27 liters of water, or about one-and-a-half jugs… that means if one in 10 U.S. residents—16 million people—asked ChatGPT to write an email a week, it’d cost more than 435 million liters of water.”

marko hesitated

knifeless in knoxville

another day making people watch the video of randy johnson obliterating that bird.

Mouseland: Miss Mole 2025

Have a Happy New New and don’t forget to be gorgeous

When its curtains for you, well, there's really no coming back from that.

needed new place to complain about trains and yell about puppets.