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Falon'din

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πŸ”žMinors DNIπŸ”ž He/Him Give me your bones. (This is a satire/shit posting account)

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Btw I hear Dwarves are especially meaty and lyrium rich.

You don't even have to lose worshippers if you go Dwarf.

09.12.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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09.12.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All that junk food...

09.12.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ungrateful paw--people. Ungrateful people.

07.12.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FUCK!!

-slams bedazzled skull cup to the ground-

05.12.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

...... Am.... am I not?

05.12.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Let's celebrate by offering dalish sacrifices to the dragon

04.12.2025 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Sorry I'm not home right now. I'm organizing a cartpool to Arlathan to celebrate Elgar'Con.

04.12.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 6

Dragon Age day..... the fuck is a Dragon Age??

Why not Evanuris day? Why not Falon'din, Elgar'nan's favorite son day?

04.12.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

GOOD MORNING BLIGHT CITY‼️

Today’s temperature is 69 in both freedom units and the rest of the world units. 🌑️

The weather shows despair and subjugation on the horizon πŸ˜ͺ, with a chance of freezing rain. 🌨️

Remember to bow to the All Father and he may show you mercy πŸ₯°πŸ˜œπŸ€©πŸ«ΆπŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘¨

21.11.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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21.11.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Victor Frankenstein did nothing wrong.

09.11.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like a reeeeal oversight on your part.

02.09.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pfffft. You can just borrow some of my priests for their hair.

Real Elf Hair Wigs.

02.09.2025 12:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They also looked gloomy

02.09.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It looked so gloomy.

01.09.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AUUUUUGH

but the plain ones are so boooooooring.

FINE. No custom skull cup for you.

27.08.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Question.

Can it be in a bedazzled cup.

27.08.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

-loud slurping noises-

Seems sus to me.

27.08.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dad's being gross again....

29.07.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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