Btw I hear Dwarves are especially meaty and lyrium rich.
You don't even have to lose worshippers if you go Dwarf.
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Btw I hear Dwarves are especially meaty and lyrium rich.
You don't even have to lose worshippers if you go Dwarf.
All that junk food...
09.12.2025 01:14 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Ungrateful paw--people. Ungrateful people.
07.12.2025 02:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0FUCK!!
-slams bedazzled skull cup to the ground-
...... Am.... am I not?
05.12.2025 02:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Let's celebrate by offering dalish sacrifices to the dragon
04.12.2025 19:20 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 2 π 2Sorry I'm not home right now. I'm organizing a cartpool to Arlathan to celebrate Elgar'Con.
04.12.2025 19:23 β π 52 π 12 π¬ 2 π 6Dragon Age day..... the fuck is a Dragon Age??
Why not Evanuris day? Why not Falon'din, Elgar'nan's favorite son day?
GOOD MORNING BLIGHT CITYβΌοΈ
Todayβs temperature is 69 in both freedom units and the rest of the world units. π‘οΈ
The weather shows despair and subjugation on the horizon πͺ, with a chance of freezing rain. π¨οΈ
Remember to bow to the All Father and he may show you mercy π₯°ππ€©π«Άπ¨ββ€οΈβπβπ¨
Victor Frankenstein did nothing wrong.
09.11.2025 14:02 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Seems like a reeeeal oversight on your part.
02.09.2025 16:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Pfffft. You can just borrow some of my priests for their hair.
Real Elf Hair Wigs.
They also looked gloomy
02.09.2025 11:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It looked so gloomy.
01.09.2025 22:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0AUUUUUGH
but the plain ones are so boooooooring.
FINE. No custom skull cup for you.
Question.
Can it be in a bedazzled cup.
-loud slurping noises-
Seems sus to me.
Dad's being gross again....
29.07.2025 02:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0