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Elgar’nan

@elgardaddy69.bsky.social

Age: First of the Firstborn. Enjoys: Long blighted walks on the beach. Looking For: Someone to pick me. Choose me. Love me. (( #darp shitpost account ))

221 Followers  |  160 Following  |  524 Posts  |  Joined: 01.01.2025  |  1.9292

Latest posts by elgardaddy69.bsky.social on Bluesky

Kitten I’ll be honest, daddy’s about to commit genocide

19.12.2025 17:56 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

There’s a lovely solitary confinement establishment in the fade I can set you up in.

13.12.2025 02:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Feeling crazy. Might find a dalish clan to sacrifice. More at 11

10.12.2025 17:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Woah, woah, are you raising your voice...at the best god who ever did live, no one gods quite like him, everyone says he’s the best god, no one else can compare to this god, Lord Elgar’nan?

09.12.2025 16:40 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Next year i would like a SpongeBob piñata.

10.12.2025 17:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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See they contain the proper nutrients for Lusacan. And you let them escape.

09.12.2025 14:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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im not that short

09.12.2025 14:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I try and I try. And this is what I get in return?

09.12.2025 14:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ok Elgar’Quaad

09.12.2025 01:14 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Lusacan complained of indigestion the last time he feasted on the venatori. I do not trust them or their diet at the moment to have ANY positive effect.

09.12.2025 01:09 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Anyone in the mood to… sacrifice themselves in honor of the best god who ever did live, no one gods quite like him, everyone says he’s the best god, no one else can compare to this god, Lord Elgar’nan? 👁️🫦👁️

09.12.2025 01:00 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

I NEEF A MF’ON VACATION THESE VENATORI FUCKED UP BY LETTING ROOK GO THEN HAD THE AUDACITY TO CRY WHEN I SACRAFICED THEM INSTEAD????? BE SO FR RN!!!!!!!!!!!

07.12.2025 02:01 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Solas, Mythal, Elgar'nan, ... My list is very long. They are all hot messes.

05.12.2025 11:57 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Excellent.

05.12.2025 15:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’ve only just come across your account (instant follow) but I fear you may like this GIF I made…

05.12.2025 09:56 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
Shrek as Elgar’nan.

Shrek as Elgar’nan.

05.12.2025 00:10 — 👍 18    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0

WHATEVER DWEEBS. BOYCOTT IF YOU WANT.
#ELGAR'CON2025 FOREVER!!

05.12.2025 03:23 — 👍 44    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 1
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#LusacanIsSoLargeAndBeautiful

05.12.2025 00:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Because that would mean you would have to be my favorite son.

05.12.2025 00:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
04.12.2025 19:40 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Sorry I'm not home right now. I'm organizing a cartpool to Arlathan to celebrate Elgar'Con.

04.12.2025 19:23 — 👍 52    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 6
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“DrAgOn AgE DaY” Incorrect. It is Lusacan Day.

04.12.2025 14:46 — 👍 34    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 2
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you will join me, and give thanks to the all father who brought you all the mercy of the blight.

27.11.2025 17:14 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

Things to know:
- admin is 30+
- minors DNI
- this is purely shitposting, don’t expect serious roleplay to come out of this account. i do this for fun when i remember the account exists
- flirting & suggestive banter is ok
- idk much elven and i’m too lazy to utilize the lexicon

22.11.2025 22:50 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
22.11.2025 18:34 — 👍 19    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0

We must cancel Mythal

22.11.2025 02:15 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
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that’s weird, that’s suspicious

21.11.2025 17:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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