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Canberra is so user friendly you donโ€™t need Chat GPT

10.10.2025 07:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh hi. Iโ€™m Cs and I canโ€™t handle the truth

10.10.2025 05:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gang, there are going to be between 20k-40k people at the portland NO KINGS rally, and at least half are going to be wearing inflatable costumes, i want you to think about how funny that looks for a minute

10.10.2025 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1239    ๐Ÿ” 189    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 53    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Worse than when @csandds.bsky.social threatened to fite everyone when he didnโ€™t get employee of the month

10.10.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They call it the signal of being correct Cap

10.10.2025 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@picketer.bsky.social

10.10.2025 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a red swimsuit is jumping off a diving board in front of a london 2012 sign ALT: a woman in a red swimsuit is jumping off a diving board in front of a london 2012 sign
10.10.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

500% dive

10.10.2025 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isnโ€™t

10.10.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Naf does nought but dive. The big diver

10.10.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My dives are Naf like

10.10.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A man in a suit is speaking at a lectern, looking derranged. The text is about autism being linked to circumcision, attributed to RFK Jr.

A man in a suit is speaking at a lectern, looking derranged. The text is about autism being linked to circumcision, attributed to RFK Jr.

@theonion.com is now indistinguishable from real life.

09.10.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 261    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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โ€œIโ€™ll declare war on you if you donโ€™t give me the peace prizeโ€ is an incredible bit

09.10.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14384    ๐Ÿ” 3201    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 423    ๐Ÿ“Œ 275

This is like when @csandds.bsky.social aka Frank suggested a footy show type panel for Friday afternoon in the lunch room

09.10.2025 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s u

09.10.2025 23:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m Innosant Frank

09.10.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bit confused

09.10.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rutgers TPUSA officers slam petition to shut down chapter, โ€˜Blatantly defamatoryโ€™ Alexander Di Filippo accuses Turning Point USA of inciting violence against Antifa handbook author Mark Bray.

The Rutgers TPUSA chapter โ€” whose characterization of a historian there as a โ€œoutspoken, well-known antifa memberโ€ led to death threats and moving his family to Europe โ€” think *other* people are being โ€œblatantly defamatory.โ€

Not them, though. Theyโ€™re doing politics the right way.

09.10.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5200    ๐Ÿ” 1230    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 125    ๐Ÿ“Œ 62

Actively encouraging them

09.10.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RIP the null hypothesis

09.10.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 257    ๐Ÿ” 44    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

@picketer.bsky.social

09.10.2025 10:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Isnโ€™t

09.10.2025 10:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What about the one where I said you and Frank are the same person

09.10.2025 09:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a blue tank top with an orange peace sign on it ALT: a woman wearing a blue tank top with an orange peace sign on it

Yes

09.10.2025 09:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve done worse

09.10.2025 09:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cs and Frank are like the guys in Fight Club, Keyser Soze

09.10.2025 06:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Am not. Yoor the denial Kurt Cobain was talking about

09.10.2025 06:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a denial

09.10.2025 06:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You never see Frank and @csandds.bsky.social hanging out ๐Ÿค”

09.10.2025 06:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So isnโ€™t

09.10.2025 05:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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