I dated a one-baller and he was just fine.
14.11.2025 13:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Iโm now getting ads for hearing aids.
13.11.2025 13:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
See also Charlie Sheen cufflinks.
13.11.2025 13:50 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Where is her cross?
12.11.2025 19:05 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Winning!
12.11.2025 19:01 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Trumpโs gold bling in the WH reminded me of a clip I posted 5 years ago of Charlie Sheen in the UK telling a story of the time Trump gave him a wedding gift.
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Written by first-time NYT contributor, Shuck Chumer
11.11.2025 21:57 โ ๐ 234 ๐ 27 ๐ฌ 17 ๐ 0
Obamacare, or if you're white, ACA.
11.11.2025 17:05 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Here's a tasty morsel. (Not a cat.)
09.11.2025 16:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I was just about to start a cholesterol-lowering diet and now I don't have to!
08.11.2025 17:27 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Dog looks delicious.
08.11.2025 17:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Why not???
08.11.2025 17:15 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
"She" looks greasy.
08.11.2025 17:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Sign me up! I'd much rather do this than eat a plant-based diet.
08.11.2025 17:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Coco can relate.
08.11.2025 16:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The brainchild of Mitt Romney.
04.11.2025 17:46 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Spicy stuff!
04.11.2025 17:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
There is a distinct possibility that some people are too stupid to participate in a democracy
04.11.2025 17:34 โ ๐ 19590 ๐ 3732 ๐ฌ 1474 ๐ 414
Beautiful day to vote in Massachusetts!
04.11.2025 17:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The Grateful Dead were known to put on a shitty show or two.
02.11.2025 14:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Been bingeing AP Bio. Yikes! So funny. Especially loved the โpreviously on AP Bioโ episode. Thanks for bringing the giggles.
02.11.2025 14:22 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Somerville: Slummervile (from back in the day)
02.11.2025 14:19 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I donโt want to laugh. ๐
30.10.2025 19:00 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Adjara becomes overrun with tourists in 3, 2, 1.
30.10.2025 18:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
You heard what now?
30.10.2025 16:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Strong Singapore vibes.
29.10.2025 19:00 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The most dog-like breed I've ever seen.
29.10.2025 18:59 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Very strong "mission accomplished" vibes.
29.10.2025 18:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Irish, European, Londoner. US traveller.
Alarmed at growth of fascism worldwide, but particularly in the US. History teaches.
Cares deeply about funding for public education and healthcare.
Liberal Democrat. Never voted Tory: never will.
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I like rocks and trees and writing and dogs and photography and human rights
She/her.
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Aussie - appalled at what my second home - the US - has become. ๐ข Here only for politics.
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Retired 20+ year DOJ executive providing honest commentary on American politics. Opinions are my own. โMorganโ in the book โWe Are #AltGovโ by Dr. Amanda Sturgill. (I have NO financial ties to the book)
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Make good choices! #swiftie #altgov #nafo #accidentaldiplomat
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I study everything and know nothing.
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Same team from Twitter but with more gray hairs. ๐๐ฐ๏ธ๐งช๐ญ
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they/them
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Since 2017, I have fought against the growing fascist threat from Trumplestiltskin and his loyal minions, including the entire GOP and its base. Not affiliated with nor represents USCBP. Opinions are my own. #AltGov
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Might be IRS, might be Dept of Revenue...wait for the audit to FAFO
Typically found cussing at most laws
#AuDHD #ActuallyAutistic
Sarcastic AF potty-mouth middle-child latchkey #GenXer
#NAFO ๐บ๐ฆ Former #FellaForger
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Used to be a big deal on twitter for like a minute.
Former SIGINT Analyst. He/him. Deep State Operative โข Alleged Antifa Leader โข POG LEG REMFโข Astronaut Diaperโข Vampire โข May be spying on you right now