Maggie Tacheny

Puh-leeeeze.

Damn, I thought I'd cracked the case!

I thought so, too, until my 2001 Audi A4 5-speed was stolen 3 weeks ago. Found totaled, which tells me the thief had no idea how to drive it, but went for it anyway. And now I have to replace it with an effing automatic. 😭

First Afrikaners arrive in U.S. under radically reshaped refugee program The refugees were admitted to the U.S. after an executive order from President Trump, and under an expedited and unconventional process for the U.S. refugee resettlement program.

"I'm not against immigrants; I just want them to do it the _____ way."

All this time I misheard, thinking people were saying "right," not a word that starts with w. Makes sense now, thanks!

Trying to imagine if Trump told America, "Maybe you don't need 30 guns, maybe 2 guns."

If I've learned anything from J.D. Vance, it's that smarm is airborne and deadly.

I look forward to hearing your primary concession speech.

The More You Know…💫

This asshole raised prices and ruined your retirement savings, and now he's out golfing for the rest of the weekend.

When it does, Donald’ll get suckered into paying for it.

Sure enough:

Please make this photo go viral!

I feel stupid now for hoping they would boo until every last one of them got removed.

Sewwwww, Elon *is* the head of DOGE? What happened to Amy Gleason?

I thought Easy Reader was cooler than the Fonz. Thank you for making me feel proud to love reading so much.

El Salvador offers to house violent US criminals and deportees of any nationality in unprecedented deal | CNN El Salvador has agreed to house violent US criminals and receive deportees of any nationality, in an unprecedented deal with the Trump administration that has alarmed critics and rights groups.

While we were all reacting to Elon’s data breach today, Marco signed us up for this:

www.cnn.com/2025/02/03/a...

Thank you so much, @schatz.bsky.social -- @amyklobuchar.com AND @smith.senate.gov How about it? Please, we're counting on you! Love, an enraged Minnesotan.

Why the fuck is this buried in the Style section??

Dear Canada and Mexico,

We’re so, so sorry.

— Sane America

Acting on Trump's order, federal officials opened up two California dams The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers just opened up two California dams. A spokesperson says the flows are 'controlled' and being coordinated with local officials.

For a photo op & a bragging media post, Trump minions at the USACoE have thrown away millions of gals of #water farmers were relying on for later this year. This water will not be captured, will not be useful for cities or farms or firefighting. It is now lost.

www.latimes.com/environment/...

it is honestly kind of striking to me that the founders were basically on target re: “things that could end our republic”

Exclusive: Musk aides lock government workers out of computer systems at US agency, sources say Aides to Elon Musk charged with running the U.S. government human resources agency have locked career civil servants out of computer systems that contain the personal data of millions of federal employees, according to two agency officials.

@smith.senate.gov @amyklobuchar.com @kellymorrisonmn.bsky.social I’m your constituent and there’s a rightwing coup happening RIGHT NOW. See below. What are you doing about it? www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...

Feb. 1, 1965 | Dr. King and Hundreds of Voting Rights Activists Arrested Learn more about our history of racial injustice

60 years ago today, Dr. Martin Luther King and some 250 activists demonstrated true resistance. Black History Month has lessons for all of us, the most important of which may be that you can't erase people or their accomplishments with a govt order. Not unless everyone complies. I WILL NOT COMPLY.

Facing FBI investigation that Trump could halt, Andy Ogles proposes allowing third term for president Tennessee Congressman Andy Ogles has introduced a resolution to amend the U.S. Constitution to allow the 45th and 47th President of the United States to seek a third term.

There’s really no better way to get a pesky FBI off your back than to kneel in front of Don and open your mouth. www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...