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@swearwords.bsky.social

Professional Vacation Taker

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Day 1: Wembley: The search for the missing VRBO Our vacation got off to a rough start soon after arriving in London. We were picked up by driver and headed to Wembley where we’d be spending 2 nights during our quick stopover. We had a few hours between getting picked up and when we could check into our VRBO that we thought we’d just get dropped off early and hang out at a cafe while we waited to get specific from our host about checking in.

Day 1: Wembley: The search for the missing VRBO

Our vacation got off to a rough start soon after arriving in London. We were picked up by driver and headed to Wembley where we’d be spending 2 nights during our quick stopover. We had a few hours between getting picked up and when we could check…

03.09.2025 10:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A (not so) Relaxing Weekend in Las Vegas NBA Basketball, Backstreet Boys and Lady Gaga In July, Jason and I took a long weekend trip to Vegas filled with more events than when we got married. While going to Vegas in the middle of July is not typically something I would recommend unless you enjoy the heat, we made an exception when Lady Gaga announced her US tour dates and I convinced Jason we should try to go.

A (not so) Relaxing Weekend in Las Vegas

NBA Basketball, Backstreet Boys and Lady Gaga In July, Jason and I took a long weekend trip to Vegas filled with more events than when we got married. While going to Vegas in the middle of July is not typically something I would recommend unless you enjoy…

01.09.2025 01:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Photo of lava in Iceland with a caption that says “don’t step on the fucking lava”

Photo of lava in Iceland with a caption that says “don’t step on the fucking lava”

I love Iceland

30.07.2025 00:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A Trip to the Mile High City! Time to cross another new destination off our travel list. Back in October 2024, Coldplay announced a US leg of their Music of the Spheres tour and I convinced Jason to try to get tickets with me. Since all cities were going on sale the same day, we made a plan to each try and get tickets to a different show.

A Trip to the Mile High City!

Time to cross another new destination off our travel list. Back in October 2024, Coldplay announced a US leg of their Music of the Spheres tour and I convinced Jason to try to get tickets with me. Since all cities were going on sale the same day, we made a plan to…

23.06.2025 00:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yeah man, it’s crazy. Can’t believe the league might fold because of this financial disaster

13.06.2025 01:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Notifications from social media websites totaling over 3K

Notifications from social media websites totaling over 3K

This is the most anxiety I’ve had in a while

13.06.2025 00:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HR just called me into the office and said the Knicks called about my availability to coach?

12.06.2025 15:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*me to my wife at a concert and the opening acts have finished*

If we leave now we can beat the traffic.

11.06.2025 02:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Today in DC

06.06.2025 12:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Every twin cities driver this summer

04.06.2025 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Indiana should start that B team in game one, just to prove a point

02.06.2025 13:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If vaccines caused autism America would have a lot more trains

30.05.2025 17:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As if 556 wasn’t hard enough to buy

30.05.2025 17:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And only 7 wins away from being the NBA champions

25.05.2025 22:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did he have the farmer-tan for full effect?

25.05.2025 17:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Love seeing all the Wolves gear at the state fair event

25.05.2025 17:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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25.05.2025 02:09 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wolves cruising towards a 136- 56 win

25.05.2025 01:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Milk police always stopping me, but I keep the jug on me

25.05.2025 00:21 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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“On the bright side, we don’t have to listen to Doris” - my wife

25.05.2025 00:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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25.05.2025 00:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Made sure to wear a shirt older than the Thunder franchise to watch the Wolves win game 3

24.05.2025 23:55 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate this math

23.05.2025 16:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is for you @mynwexperience.bsky.social

05.05.2025 01:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Every time they delay an NBA expansion team back in the Pacific Northwest

05.05.2025 01:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Rudy Gobert hitting a three from the bench during warmups, Wolves in 5

26.04.2025 00:53 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Devin Booker has the Chris Paul gene

29.03.2025 01:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anthony Edwards (Kevin Durant’s pointy elbows) starts the second half

29.03.2025 01:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Masked up Ant incoming

29.03.2025 00:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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