The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyoneβs ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins
15.02.2026 13:32 β π 3467 π 441 π¬ 69 π 48
Now kicking myself for not having read up more than some cursory stuff on the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth to make a Dennis Miller-esque joke about this off the top of my head
15.02.2026 14:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Maybe cause I never watched the OC but it feels like California by Phantom Planet is a forgotten hit at this point
15.02.2026 05:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
more justified βFUCK ICEβ chants #AEWGrandSlam
15.02.2026 03:17 β π 1601 π 293 π¬ 11 π 17
YouTube video by The Simpsons
Monster Mash as a Valentine's Day Song | The Simpsons
Happy Valentine's Day youtu.be/5f6EIKvdjR4?...
15.02.2026 03:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
i canβt stop laughing
15.02.2026 00:05 β π 3995 π 1099 π¬ 12 π 283
How cool is it that that a woman who went to medical school in Minnesota and learned to cross country ski here is the first Mexican female to compete in the sport in Olympics. And Jessie Diggins met her at the finish line. The video is heart-melting.
15.02.2026 02:48 β π 131 π 28 π¬ 1 π 0
Confused seeing Virginia basketball on OTA television and its not the CW
15.02.2026 02:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ofelia Torres, the teenage Chicago Public Schools student whose fight against cancer while her father was detained by ICE came to represent the federal government's overreach during Operation Midway Blitz, has died. Brave young woman. I will never forget her. RIP.
15.02.2026 01:54 β π 5052 π 1616 π¬ 95 π 90
Time to make a trophy for Sac State-Ball State
15.02.2026 02:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
Looking at the UW roster and they have a guy from France, one from Germany, one from Serbia, one from Sheboygan of all places but no one from Federal Way. No wonder they've struggled this year
15.02.2026 02:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
15.02.2026 01:51 β π 20038 π 7734 π¬ 348 π 161
Of course it's only fitting a Minnesota team should be playing Jaden McDaniels' alma mater
15.02.2026 02:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Loading up Peacock to watch the Gopher men hoops team play a conference game in Seattle, a Big Ten tradition like no other
15.02.2026 02:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Star Trek The Original Series scene. Montgomery Scott, in his red uniform and with a floral red velvety looking backdrop, looks happy. Like, just SO happy. He's beaming, not StarTrek beaming, just happy beaming. Closed caption reads: [BANGING]
#HappyValentinesDay
15.02.2026 00:45 β π 919 π 217 π¬ 15 π 6
Inside ICEβs Only Contract with a Blue State - Bolts
As part of a 287(g) contract between state officials and ICE, Massachusetts continues to release prisoners into deportationβeven as state lawmakers look to ban other forms of ICE collaboration.
Massachusetts has spent months delaying & denying @boltsmag.orgβs public records requests on how many people it has transferred ICE during Trump as part of its formal contract with ICE.
A supervisor of records ruled last week that the stateβs denials are improper; we hope to get records soon.
14.02.2026 23:56 β π 966 π 308 π¬ 8 π 10
r/analytics
β’ IOh
We just found out our AI has been making up
analytics data for 3 months and I'm gonna
throw up.
Support
So we've been using an Al agent since November to
answer leadership questions about metrics. It seemed
amazing at first fast answers, detailed explanations,
everyone loved it.
I just found out it's been hallucinating numbers this
entire time.
Our VP of sales made territory decisions based on
data that didn't exist. Our CFO showed the board a
deck with fake insights. The Al was just inventing
plausible sounding percentages.
I only caught it by accident when someone asked me
to double check something. I started digging, and
holy shit, it's bad.
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
14.02.2026 23:47 β π 19225 π 4997 π¬ 405 π 1188
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
15.02.2026 00:14 β π 6425 π 1966 π¬ 8 π 141
Vince Carter emceeing the Dunk Contest in 2026 is like watching Scipio gloat over the salted, barren earth of what was once Carthage.
15.02.2026 00:19 β π 20 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
Just FLAGRANTLY illegal by ICE
14.02.2026 22:57 β π 15 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
This is probably ok
14.02.2026 21:31 β π 10529 π 1595 π¬ 163 π 172
NBC*
14.02.2026 22:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The popcorn machine fire caused a bit of a delay
14.02.2026 21:35 β π 263 π 58 π¬ 12 π 19
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Reunited at NBA All-Star Media Day presented by AT&T!
14.02.2026 21:49 β π 74 π 17 π¬ 0 π 2
its warm enough here in MN (59 degrees where Im at) that there's young kids (maybe 6 or 7 years old) in short sleeves playing on the mound of snow that had been plowed up at the end of a parking lot
14.02.2026 21:29 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Honey peanut M&Ms do sound like something that sounds way better in theory than in reality
14.02.2026 19:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Accidental Wes Anderson
14.02.2026 19:26 β π 122 π 30 π¬ 0 π 0
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