Michael Bazemore

Michael Bazemore

@deepwatermike.bsky.social

Technical trainer and occasional historian. Erstwhile medievalist. Now practicing the Wudang 108 form of Taijiquan and delivering sizzling takes. Walking the elements and holding the gates in North Carolina.

1,966 Followers 1,044 Following 8,735 Posts Joined Aug 2023
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They love America but hate Americans.

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3 days ago

Nailed it

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3 days ago

Kurt! You're never gonna be an influencer with that attitude. You'll have to settle for writing the best superhero comic of the last 30 years.

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4 days ago

It all comes together when you realize he probably doesn't think Black people belong here, either.

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4 days ago

Maybe YOUR father could have. Not mine. And not most other people's.

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4 days ago

Entirely possible.

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4 days ago

It's still dark outside?
Fuck me, it's after seven!
Daylight Saving sucks.

#haiku

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4 days ago

This is good stuff.

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4 days ago

This'll be a bit clumsy, but I think the unspoken bit here is that WHITE liberal voters feel closer connections to fascists than to marginalized people. Because WHITENESS is a helluva drug. & affects white people in ways they don't really notice. Or at least *I* struggle with it. Maybe others don't?

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4 days ago

Maybe it was literal? Like, his heart is in his chest, slightly to the left, sort of between the lungs.

(I know. I live in hope)

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4 days ago

Sigh.

Once again tapping the "Christianity is what Christians do" sign.

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4 days ago

I mean, sure, but it gets really fraught when some humans don't see other humans as human.

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4 days ago

Tow truck companies need to be named and shamed.

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5 days ago

An unexpected upside!

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5 days ago

Very

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5 days ago

This is such a terrific book. And short, so you can squeeze it into your busy life!

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5 days ago

Man, fuck Daylight Saving Time.

Permanent Standard Time now!

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5 days ago

His next trick will be to make Epstein Island disappear.

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5 days ago

Harry could have chosen anything, but he chose violence.

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5 days ago

So...a Marilyn Munster dynamic?

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5 days ago

I would pay a non-zero sum to see Trump punch any adult male who can fight back. No Secret Service goons, none of his shitheel kids. Just him mano a mano. I guarantee he's never punched anyone who wasn't being held down.

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5 days ago

Feet first into the wood chipper.

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5 days ago

I used to tell students that euphony is the key. If it sounds good, it's probably good.

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6 days ago
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6 days ago

You love to see it.

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1 week ago

And it tends to become reactionary, serving to keep in place the very structures it supposedly wants to abolish.

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1 week ago

The Shadow and Dottie Hinson are dead and enlist Batman to scare Mr. Rooney, Kate McAllister, and Veronica Sawyer out of their house.

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1 week ago

Darla from the Crow has been cut up by bad men. Jane Crawford offers a reward for killing the man. Mitchell Gant is coaxed out of retirement. He hits the trail alongside Lucius Fox . Albus Dumbledore and Lex Luthor co-star.

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1 week ago

πŸ’―

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1 week ago

"ITS," NOT "IT'S," GODDAMMIT!

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