Kate ✨🐱

Those CHEEKS 🥰🥰

GR Halliday’s DI Monica Kennedy books move to Oneworld as TV series starts filming Oneworld is set to publish GR Halliday’s Scottish Highlands crime series featuring DI Monica Kennedy, as filming begins on a new ITV adaptation.

Some good news amongst *gestures to everything* - Gareth Halliday's DI Monica Kennedy series is moving to OneWorld AND there's a TV adaptation coming! Gareth is one of the best humans I've ever met (and has great cats) and his books RULE - go buy them! www.thebookseller.com/rights/gr-ha...

Q: What do you call a Mercian king who has reduced his prices?
A: Special Offa

Exclusive: US investigation points to likely US responsibility in Iran school strike, sources say Military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school that killed scores of children on Saturday, two U.S. officials told Reu...

Reuters Exclusive

"U.S. military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school."

"The strike would rank among the worst cases of civilian casualties in decades of U.S. conflicts in the ​Middle East."

One was a dentist. The other, honestly? I’m not entirely sure but he did play a lot of a sport, particularly football and cricket

Get him Jade

BREAKING: New York City reports the lowest levels of shootings, shooting victims, and murders ever recorded for the first two months of a year. Major crime is down nearly 8% citywide, burglary hit a record low, and retail theft dropped 25%

I treated myself to a Team GB Winter Olympics “Rider’s Hoodie” when they dropped the price after the closing ceremony and my GOD it is a thing of beauty. So warm, really soft and the pockets ZIP UP. Heaven.

A black and white cat reclines on her side, head still up but eyes closed

She’s about to admit defeat

And the home supporters sing the “eeeyy-eeey”

All tuckered out

Come on Forest

Lyle Conway sculpting Aughra from The Dark Crystal

RIP Lyle Conway

The sculptor of Audrey II in Little Shop of Horrors,

Aughra, Skeksis, and Urskeks from The Dark Crystal,

Jack Pumpkinhead, Gump, and Billina and Return to Oz,

The monsters from Where the Wild Things Are and the remake of The Blob

No more dramatic face-clutching

👌🏻

kind of crazy that if you have enough money and don't like what you see in the media, you can just buy up every film studio, news station, and social media app and change it

Conte and Tuchel’s wrestling handshake

Extremely strong vibe of a year 11 tolerating their grandma taking a ‘back to school’ photo outside the front door

Are you nostalgic for Mourinho yet?

Oh no, ew, absolutely not

I will concede Spurs are not having a great time of it

Greg Davies: So, none of our contestants have been able to do Penelope’s task. String her husband‘s bow and fire and arrow through axe heads.

Alex Horne: Well, we do have one more contestant, the elderly beggar. And I think you’ll see why we saved this one to last.

Cor, I thought we were about to see the Fail Whale then

An orange and white cat looks affronted. Full of affront

he broke bluesky today and he'll do it again unless he's stopped

Greg Davies: Great task, well done. Didn‘t eat a thing.

Persephone: Thank you.

Alex Horne: Ah. Well. Let’s take another look at that pomegranate.

*sigh*

*sigh*

It’s perfect. It’s everything. It’s like a Sylvanian Families toy

Omg look at this lil bad boy!

Between Brewdog, Labour and Dubai eating it, a very specific type of guy is having the worst time and they absolutely deserve it.