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06.03.2026 10:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@magickitten.bsky.social
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06.03.2026 10:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some good news amongst *gestures to everything* - Gareth Halliday's DI Monica Kennedy series is moving to OneWorld AND there's a TV adaptation coming! Gareth is one of the best humans I've ever met (and has great cats) and his books RULE - go buy them! www.thebookseller.com/rights/gr-ha...
06.03.2026 09:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Q: What do you call a Mercian king who has reduced his prices?
A: Special Offa
Reuters Exclusive
"U.S. military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school."
"The strike would rank among the worst cases of civilian casualties in decades of U.S. conflicts in the βMiddle East."
One was a dentist. The other, honestly? Iβm not entirely sure but he did play a lot of a sport, particularly football and cricket
04.03.2026 23:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Get him Jade
04.03.2026 23:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0BREAKING: New York City reports the lowest levels of shootings, shooting victims, and murders ever recorded for the first two months of a year. Major crime is down nearly 8% citywide, burglary hit a record low, and retail theft dropped 25%
04.03.2026 15:54 β π 25880 π 5514 π¬ 695 π 458I treated myself to a Team GB Winter Olympics βRiderβs Hoodieβ when they dropped the price after the closing ceremony and my GOD it is a thing of beauty. So warm, really soft and the pockets ZIP UP. Heaven.
04.03.2026 22:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A black and white cat reclines on her side, head still up but eyes closed
Sheβs about to admit defeat
04.03.2026 22:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0And the home supporters sing the βeeeyy-eeeyβ
04.03.2026 22:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All tuckered out
04.03.2026 22:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Come on Forest
04.03.2026 21:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Lyle Conway sculpting Aughra from The Dark Crystal
RIP Lyle Conway
The sculptor of Audrey II in Little Shop of Horrors,
Aughra, Skeksis, and Urskeks from The Dark Crystal,
Jack Pumpkinhead, Gump, and Billina and Return to Oz,
The monsters from Where the Wild Things Are and the remake of The Blob
No more dramatic face-clutching
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04.03.2026 14:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0kind of crazy that if you have enough money and don't like what you see in the media, you can just buy up every film studio, news station, and social media app and change it
04.03.2026 02:51 β π 16455 π 2649 π¬ 266 π 135Conte and Tuchelβs wrestling handshake
03.03.2026 23:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Extremely strong vibe of a year 11 tolerating their grandma taking a βback to schoolβ photo outside the front door
03.03.2026 23:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are you nostalgic for Mourinho yet?
03.03.2026 23:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh no, ew, absolutely not
03.03.2026 23:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I will concede Spurs are not having a great time of it
03.03.2026 23:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Greg Davies: So, none of our contestants have been able to do Penelopeβs task. String her husbandβs bow and fire and arrow through axe heads.
Alex Horne: Well, we do have one more contestant, the elderly beggar. And I think youβll see why we saved this one to last.
Cor, I thought we were about to see the Fail Whale then
03.03.2026 23:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An orange and white cat looks affronted. Full of affront
he broke bluesky today and he'll do it again unless he's stopped
03.03.2026 22:52 β π 1024 π 99 π¬ 25 π 1
Greg Davies: Great task, well done. Didnβt eat a thing.
Persephone: Thank you.
Alex Horne: Ah. Well. Letβs take another look at that pomegranate.
*sigh*
03.03.2026 22:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0*sigh*
03.03.2026 22:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs perfect. Itβs everything. Itβs like a Sylvanian Families toy
03.03.2026 22:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Omg look at this lil bad boy!
03.03.2026 19:48 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Between Brewdog, Labour and Dubai eating it, a very specific type of guy is having the worst time and they absolutely deserve it.
03.03.2026 09:34 β π 1027 π 177 π¬ 16 π 6