When a federal judge (finally) put ICE officers under oath, they admitted that they are given daily detention quotas and rely heavily on a Palantir-supplied AI tool to select targets, without warrants and without enough evidence to obtain one. They simply go into neighborhoods and round people up.
If Iran blows up Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos I promise you here and now that I WILL convert to Islam and join the Butlerian Jihad.
The Leaning Tower Of America
The Great Wall Of America
The America Canal
What if we rename it the Strait of America. Then it becomes ours
This from someone who hooked up with me because I look like his sister 🙄
White men can do anything, that's the problem...
I saw a mind-numbingly beautiful woman recently. She was so gorgeous that, when I approached to introduce myself, I hadn't noticed she was sitting beside the coworker on whom I have a severe crush.
Before I could think of a way to play this off, my coworker said, "Oh, hey Sae! This is my sister."
Talking with strangers IRL, you can tell which ones use ChatGPT
Is the M&Ms store like these wretched things?
Me: I see no difference between the prostate and G-spot.
BF: Correct. Plus, the G-spot doesn't come into play very often.
Me: Isn't it not stimualted during penetration?
BF: Depends on the angle, but both my partners have huge dicks; I won't notice the G-spot while my cervix is screaming.
And that's why I knew better than to let my dad near my girlfriend back in middle school
FLCL was about being cucked by your dad
How it feels living anywhere but New York City right now
While I haven't read Chainsaw Man, I have read that the creator was inspired by FLCL, so I think I could guess what it's about.
They tried to charge me $500 for one filling.
I went across the street and got it done for $80
I had to walk out of a dentist appointment lol
At the dentist office and they're misgendering my cisgender wife instead of me.
They're really like, we gotta misgender SOMEONE here and we don't know which is which.
My therapist thinks HRT works by making your brain send signals to your body telling it to become female.
And you know what. Fine. Close enough.
I'm going to be so real rn there isn't an amount of dead american soldiers that i will care about
Okay she was for sure brandishing that knife at me in a flirtatious way this time
For sale: Strap; Never used
Get fucked Hemmingway
We must take back everything that was stolen from us by these child rapists.
Will I get in trouble for saying the r-word here? I have a pass.
Once again, another banger from Vanoreo
Are there any good posters on this site besides @vanoreo.bsky.social and Jenny?
Using a fake ID to access BlueSky dot com
In a natural society, the guys building AI data centers using human brain cells would have been beaten to death in a field.
I'm surprised Windows hasn't assassinated the guy who keeps Linux stable.
