Saeko

Gavin Newsom's only objection to the invasion of Iran is that he didn't get to do it himself.

It's not too late to sign up for the IDF and die for Trump

Some people might be worried about liberals/leftists sounding like conspiracy theorists discussing the Epstein stuff, but let's not forget conspiracy theorists won Trump his election.

She's always complimenting me. One time she groped my thigh.

Me: *laying naked on a table*

My electrologist, with her hand on my dick: You're really pretty, Saeko!

Jenny Tightpants for BlueskyDOTsocial, what do you think of this guy?

Millennials who still think they are the young progressive generation are out of touch. We are now uncles that keep referencing some show called "The Office," which itself sounds like some shit for old people.

WHEN I WAS
A SPONGE BOY
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE THE KRUSTY KRAB

This is how Republicans talked about queer people back in 2015.

You were honestly such a huge help in my accepting that I'm both polyamorous and a dom.

Hey Julian, just wanted to thank you for being such a good friend over the 7 years I've known you.

I didn't know I was shaped like this...

Was the racism accidental too, or are you just like that?

Have you ever even met a woman?

My only experience with Linux was running it on a laptop that was so physically broken that it couldn't render text, but somehow still ran Linux.

Like it was maybe bad that I was 3-way scissoring at 13, but I was already an adult by the time social media was invented.

I learned about sex through inferences from TV commercials and primetime television. You cannot hide sexuality, it's everywhere.

By the time school taught us about sex, I was already sexually active with another girl at school.

We should instead teach children how to safely navigate the world.

This age verification shit is kinda the opposite of sex ed.

Guys, check out my penis

It is possible to take our freedoms back from those who stole it.

This isn't really adult content tho, fuck u Bluesky

What the fuck I love HRT

All of the companies selling properties to ICE have names. For instance, the company who sold a warehouse in San Antonio to ICE for their concentration camp here is called Oakmont Industrial Group out of Atlanta, GA and the members of their board are publicly available on LinkedIn. Thanks.

This is what I want from Democratic leadership

Offloading all my social responsibilities to my astrology app. Sorry for not coming home last night, the stars made me sleep with a coworker.

I like astrology because this app keeps telling me to be sluttier

Kirby Fleshlight