Paige Davidoff

I’m not on here often but trying to for you! Xoxo 🩷

Happy Friday! 🤣👏🏻

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It’s almost Friday… we’ve got this!

Thinking of buying a set of those recordable talking buttons to see if I can train Pia to “talk” by pressing them. She’s already a good communicator for a cat, but I think this would just enhance our bond.

Anyone ever try it with their cat or dog?

Pia’s too adorable with her love of belly rubs. You can literally just roll her over and start rubbing her belly, and she just starts purring! ❤️ or making bleps! lol #adoptdontshop

Just a Wednesday selfie, because why not? 🙂

Happy Weekend, Cheers! 🍻❤️🤘🏻

I had to swipe left. Yes, he’s also an atheist, but his name’s Jesus.

lol

On the subway, headed to Black Light Metal Yoga 🖤🤘🏻

It is flattering but disheartening when I’d just like a man in his 40’s or early 50’s maybe.

Younger guys (early 30’s) on online dating apps are so adorably aggressive going after 46 year old me. I’m like, “Awwww, can I pinch your cheeks boy!” 🤣

(I don’t have a definite cut off, but it’s typically late 30’s, no more than 10 years younger or 10 years older for me)

Wheeee! 🙃

That’s a real mouthful. I mean except for the last 2 or 3 things (I’m stoned rn), they were on a nice yet way overly done track. What are they trying to prove?!

I’m also so high rn… roflmfao! 🤣

Them: You have ADHD, you must love people!
Me: I fucking despise people, but yeah, I’m a misanthropic extroverted secular humanist.

(please make that make sense to normies, I don’t have the patience)

Almost like we’re the frogs in Frogger, and the logs are adderall that we’re jumping from. One to the next to stay afloat.

My first punch bar just kicked in, so I just had another one. Of course. 🙃

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Things I’m learning as a woman & music buff navigating dating apps: If they say they love music but ONLY list types of EDM, they’re a “bro”.

(swipe left, trust me)

So I’m back on Tinder. A guy started a convo with me, I asked him what kind of music he likes. He replied with just “pop music”. I immediately unmatched from him. (Pop music?!)

Y'all think I'm kidding, but I only judge people based on their taste in music.