Westor Lowbrood, Hyperactive Deviant

Decades of practice

Did you use a basset hound or blood hound as the reference for this face?

Kobold waving their long flaccid penis around while chanting magic words
The tip glows faintly under the overhanging foreskin as magic dust escapes the folds and glitter in the air
With a final word and a flash of light, the kobold cock is errect and glimmering with magic

Old wizards can get it up

They peaked in volume by minute 10 but it's still pretty loud

You have my condolences 😔

It could never properly enjoy the way the hero mutt gets passed around by the other monsters like a cheap slut

It's so stupid. It's only good for making low budget slop media, and MAYBE a summary tool when used very thoughtfully with well curated data and fact checking

Thinking up dumb and silly things is so fun, why would I ever want to out source it to a machine

A Kobold charging up their orgasm over 15 minutes, like Goku with the Spirit Bomb

Their balls slowly getting larger and glowing brighter, veins slowly popping into definition and growing thicker as the nuts swell with an overwhelming power

Their cock trembling and jetting precum wildly as it waits

ADHD kobold finger blasting their pussy between respawns in a video game so they don't lose focus on the game

A goblin named Gay Porn the 3rd

😳 damn that's some good tail hole

Now give it a kiss

[reverb cum gushing and moaning sounds as you pummel their donut into puddy]

They fall back and sit on you before you can close the door, which they're now wedged into

one must consider a kobolds bulge bouncing around as they prance their dungeon

oh for sure, hole getting stretched out and revealed as the tail curls away and legs opening up wide to wrap around your torso as the hole comes right at you

[EARTH TREMBLING CRASH AS IT LANDS ON YOU]

DRAGON BUTTHOLE JUMPESCARE!!!

I think he'd be the ideal host, and the point of most of the folk stories would be lessons on hosting rules and guest etiquette

I think he'd 100% do all these things but the punishment would be a last resort kind of thing. A good host is forgiving, but not spineless.

I know he already does the 2nd

:O <- me when its revealed

I think we should move Krampus to be a Thanksgiving mascot but still let them show up for Christmas to have 3 ways with a polar bear Mr and Mrs Claus

to each their own on the subject, but I like nipples on my scalies cause they're fun to play with

Could also describe how much precum it produces every minute

I always describe my junk as "modest" or "pint sized" that way its slightly more impressive when someone finally gets to see it, and its a cute bit, like when a huge person's nick name is "tiny"

We need to start shaming people for not throwing it back and making their booty bounce

What a cool bug dog

Cartoonish sexual violence

I feel like the first step of getting into stuff like this is accepting you gotta lean into it. It's like meditation, it's all about the active mental engagement.