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@autoschediastic.bsky.social

I’m Blue. She/her. Still a lazy misanthropic porn tart. I am textually extremely NSFW. Delicious header art by @ponderosa121.bsky.social https://archiveofourown.org/users/autoschediastic/pseuds/autoschediastic

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This is a bear satisfied with a good season’s work.

03.10.2025 15:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The character growth from believing free will is the greatest lie ever told; people need to be controlled, to being the ultimate creator of actual free will is brilliant. It WAS the greatest lie ever told until he made it truth.

25.09.2025 01:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rewatched #Loki and at
the end I thought about the line from #thedarkknight about either dying a hero or living long enough to become a villain. Loki decided to do it the other way around — a villain who lived long enough to become a hero.

25.09.2025 01:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Someone make a sexy panel that goes "im...im c--!! Im co-! Im consenting to this act!!!"

22.09.2025 07:45 — 👍 70    🔁 30    💬 0    📌 1

the most annoying thing about the #bskycensorship is that the tools are already built to ensure youth are protected via confirming their accounts are 18+ to view adult material, and the equivalent of spoiler labels allow adults to toggle or click to consent to see artwork with sensitive topics

21.09.2025 22:27 — 👍 294    🔁 134    💬 0    📌 1

It says something that shows come with warnings for sex, violence, self-harm, language, etc., but never murder.

19.09.2025 22:35 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bizarrely majestic.

15.09.2025 17:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a quick sketch of sabretooth (victor creed) and wolverine (logan) laying in bed together. Victor is laying on his side in a different direction than Logan as he leans over him, brushing some of his hair out of his face, which wears a warm, close-eyed expression. Logan lays on his back with a pillow beneath his head, arms crossed as he looks at Victor, unimpressed, and yet with a tiny blush on his cheeks.

a quick sketch of sabretooth (victor creed) and wolverine (logan) laying in bed together. Victor is laying on his side in a different direction than Logan as he leans over him, brushing some of his hair out of his face, which wears a warm, close-eyed expression. Logan lays on his back with a pillow beneath his head, arms crossed as he looks at Victor, unimpressed, and yet with a tiny blush on his cheeks.

quick #sabrevine sketch before bed last night

"Come here often?"
"Yea. 'S my bed."

#elfydoodz #sabretooth #wolverine #marvel

11.09.2025 13:10 — 👍 44    🔁 13    💬 3    📌 1

Both are closets for storing things, neither are storage for closets. Go away with your pedantic specifics and stop ruining my fun. 😤

13.09.2025 04:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And don’t think I haven’t thought about how a sweater and a jumper can be the same thing, but you can only hope office sweater and office jumper are too.

12.09.2025 22:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This has haunted me for weeks.

An office sweater is a sweater for the office. A sweater office is an office for/about sweaters, which I guess is like the forestry service. Cool.

But storage closet and closet storage are the SAME THING

12.09.2025 22:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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👁️🫦👁️

12.09.2025 19:29 — 👍 76    🔁 17    💬 2    📌 1
Fanart of Wolverine sitting around smoking a cigar in the sexy femme halloween costume version of his outfit with cutouts and thigh highs.

Fanart of Wolverine sitting around smoking a cigar in the sexy femme halloween costume version of his outfit with cutouts and thigh highs.

when the discord says "Hugh Jackman Wolverine in THIS outfit" sometimes you just gotta (thanks, quakey) 🎨

07.09.2025 16:39 — 👍 278    🔁 86    💬 10    📌 0

Okay but just listen: Geralt and Jaskier run into Xena and Gabrielle on the road.

05.09.2025 19:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Random Loki variant thought: Loki is never low-key.

03.09.2025 13:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When you reaching the point in plotting fic where you just want to read it and not have to write it first.

28.08.2025 11:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MINIMUM EFFORT omg i have never identified with anything stronger than this

28.08.2025 11:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I had ideas, I would LOL

25.08.2025 21:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve got Plot up to when Victor crashes the exposition meeting in the mansion, and lots of characterization thoughts on what Victor does when faced with this ridiculously mature Logan, but I haven’t figured out how Victor impacts the story from there.

25.08.2025 21:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My brain is full of Days of Future Past, but what if Victor…

And Victor is going to hit on Chuck so hard.

25.08.2025 21:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Picture someone named Bambi.

Did you imagine a woman? A wide-eyed, pretty, possibly naive woman? Or a sexy stripper, big eyes, big tits?

Or did you think of Bambi, the Disney deer prince?

Why is Bambi a default female name when the most well-known Bambi is a DUDE.

16.08.2025 13:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guess? I mean, free ride but come ON.

14.08.2025 15:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I… am probably going to have to leave work today for getting nonconsentually high from the smoke being pumped in through the outside air vents. 😵‍💫

14.08.2025 15:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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im looking disrespectfully

10.08.2025 16:22 — 👍 12    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

It’s art by @ponderosa121.bsky.social for a fic by @some-stars.bsky.social 😊

11.08.2025 18:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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old man logan and origins wade enjoying some coffee, but it seems logan can't stay awake <3 wade won't complain though.

#poolverine #deadclaws #wadewilson #deadpool #wolverine #loganhowlett #xmen #marvel

04.08.2025 15:45 — 👍 174    🔁 55    💬 10    📌 1
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Is it progress when editing the fic is easier than writing it in the first place?

04.08.2025 15:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Look, I know that ‘ofc’ means ‘of course’ but in my head the o takes on the full function of the ‘of’ so I will forever read ‘ofc’ as ‘of fucking course’ and it adds a little spice to my everyday.

02.08.2025 15:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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couple of people on the discord asked for . lingerie + Bowtie lingerie .. so..

01.08.2025 14:22 — 👍 129    🔁 26    💬 5    📌 0

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