Cheeks 🍑

Told my friend Whitney Houston sings acapella for 44 secs before the instrumental kicks in—blew his mind

Walking into a Shoppers Drug Mart alone costs $30. It’s Optimum Club admission

Shout outs to all the dildo destroyers. That’s an expensive habit

Taking off the mic to fart during a Zoom call has ripple effects

Some of you are standing, but it isn’t on business. Manure anyone?

Colbert has the highest ratings of any late night host.

"Financial reasons" my ass. This is political.

Vitamin Water really marketed the ish out of yellow water

Gender fuck me hard or don’t gender fuck me at all 😤

ONE WEEK!! JAZZ FEST!! FREE SHOW!! LIVE BAND!!

LGBTQ = Let’s Get Beers, Tacos, and Quesadillas—it’s great they have a Happy Hour menu at Pride

Let’s get Kate back on the beat

I’m intrigued. I know what I’m doing now with my Sunday 🎧

Get yours now!

I think I want a silver purse with a sexy pair of pink underwear for my birthday. This way, I can cover my Harry Potter. J.K., but not really

Lotion is not just for your nightstand; it’s also for your ashy hands. Moisten up

I don’t have a personality outside of being gay, kinda like Christmas

Booty and pink never sounded so good right after each other. Delightfully cheeky 🍑

I’m a dick taller than you

Damn. Just learned Twigs isn’t coming tonight bc of VISA issues. What about Mastercard? 😔

Only Dust Remains, by Backxwash 10 track album

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Yemisi is an amazing creator who I’ve had the honour of getting to know. They are beaming with a sense vision and ambition; they just need some support sustaining. Please help with whatever you can donate

I can’t believe ‘My Neck, My Back’ is not a jingle for chiropractors. It’s time for alignment

Purposely putting mistakes in my email so folks know I wrote it. Takes the ChatGPT right out of it

B2B Energy rn

Welp.

The clocks went forward. Time for deodorant

Normalize telling your boss they’re undeserving of you 🥰

If I think my therapist would breakup with me for acting a certain way, I just don’t do it

I once had a professor who spent a year working at the National Security Council, across the presidencies of Clinton and Bush II. She told a story about how each prepared for meetings with Vladimir Putin. It might be instructive here. 1/5

The Apartheid Clyde call out is wild. But I guess Verizon’s does do calls, so it makes sense