You’re my Gay Lourde
Rewatched all of Mad Men recently and have never fired up the US inflation calculator more times.
Watched Muppet Christmas Carol w my friend and their 6 year old and had a good chat about the importance of workers rights and how greedy rich people are doomed.
The Ryan Murphy movie will open here while “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” swells
I think that someone decided to sell ppl on the idea of Easter baskets for Halloween called “boo baskets” which then became brrr baskets for winter/xmas? It’s just rich moms on tiktok making up fake capitalist traditions so they can spend $650 at target, as far as I can tell.
I think Elon is behind the drones. He’s just trying to pump up that company he and DTJ have boners about
Any one else disturbed by the amount of comments on tiktok by people who don’t believe space is real?
Every year I buy a new pair of moderately priced winter gloves and by December of the following year I only have one. Does Luke Skywalker come rummage through my hall closet?
My condolences to your mentions
I mean, he was at a piano bar.
Eating corn methodically like a typewriter
A single bean carved thinly like a roast
“Don’t threaten me bc my great grandfather was a war criminal and I have learned how to commit atrocities by osmosis from generational abuse” k bud
The people who respond to the idea of Canada becoming a US state by saying “don’t forget Canada is the reason for the Geneva Convention” are the exact people who should leave
Colleges in Florida have minimum requirements for writing/reading called the Gordon Rule. The lore 20 years ago was that a state politician’s son graduated with a BA in FL without being able to read. I can’t find anything to back that up but it would not surprise me.
I think chaps are going to be the answer to any problem
Yes Twitter had bots and trolls and corporate mascots tweeting promo codes. But at some point the tide turned where everyone was just asking me to subscribe, buy, follow elsewhere with no other engagement.
Some people On Here are in denial that a big part of why Twitter and Threads suck is bc professionally online people made them their self-promo dumping grounds
You might say it’s a Good Thing
Starting to see a lot of “Kids today will never understand” Boomerism from Gen X/millenials on TikTok and offer the humble reminder that being nostalgic for something does not make it good.
If they put the tariffs on Canada, we are reclaiming the Ryans Gosling and Reynolds. You guys keep Drake.
Here they are all becoming cash-only mushroom stores
😭😭😭
Bye bitches, good luck with your Medicare
This did not mean what I thought it meant the first time I read it
Should I create a blocklist of just people I find to be dipshits?
When I stare into the void, this stares back
I’ve got 3/4 I think but I hate ketchup chips so I won’t spoil anything
Some heavy lifting on the word choice of “miffed” in the headline
I don’t trust eyewitness accounts of things that happened before the advent of modern optometry. The mystery of the 1561 Nuremberg celestial phenomena could be solved with transition lenses.
