The Deep Magic

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If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

10 Years After the Paris Climate Agreement, Here's Where We Are Has anything really changed in the decade since the Paris Agreement was reached? Actually, quite a lot.

Some good-ish climate news.

A photo of a newspaper advertisement, showing a zoomed in photo of a hand holding a Pilot brand fountain pen. "Make AI Jealous" is written in Japanese next to the hand, with "Write what AI can't touch" in English underneath.

Pilot had a massive ad spread in a jp newspaper with "make AI jealous" and "write what AI can't touch" written on it

Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen

As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.

The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.

Daniel Day-Lewis hits back at Brian Cox over Method acting comments: 'Don't know where the f--- that came from' Legendary film actor Daniel Day-Lewis calls out 'Succession' star Brian Cox for invoking his name in his criticism against Method acting. 'Any time he wants to talk about it, I'm easy to find.'

Big news day! Yes, the Wicked Witch of the West died, but also: Brian Cox/Daniel Day-Lewis feud! ew.com/daniel-day-l...

Two festive and horny Pallbearers mourn the Vice President

SNL Digital Short (Series, 2005 - 2012)

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

Y’know, I work really hard at countering perfectionism and trying not to beat myself up over the little things, and then I get chastised by a client for sending in a monthly invoice on Sunday instead of Friday by 11:59 pm. Were you really gonna pay me over the weekend? Really?

If your newspaper is giving Donald Trump softer headlines and gauzier coverage than People Magazine, that should be a bit of a wake up call.

Hint: 2-for-the-price-of-1 necessitates the existence of 4-for-2, 6-for-3, etc.

I don’t think it’s the case that all awful people are secretly miserable. But in Trump’s case, I really do think he’s so chronically discontent about every perceived flaw in his life that the only thing he knows how to do is make everyone else suffer for it.

That’s good to hear!

Baseball will always break your heart.

Here's what I'll say: I think I've seen better World Series, but I don't know if I've ever seen a World Series with so many things I'd never seen happen before.

It’s an ECHO CHAMBER smh

It's called horse power. Yeehaw!

They need to communicate the signs to Springer with trash cans. Everyone knows this.

i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris

Ghostbuster?
Costume!

Leather harness and fairy wings?
Berkeley!

Most of a cow kigurumi, but the hood appears to be gone?
...your guess is as good as mine, honestly.

Time for the annual game of Is That Adult in Costume, or Are You Just in Berkeley?

The Dodgers told me Yesavage keeps striking out their batters so I asked how many batters they have and they said they just go to the dugout and get a new batter afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding batters to Yesavage and then Jason Bateman started crying.

1) Hand me that dessert list.
2) Fuck off forever.

Impossible to overstate how much Tolkien would hate Elon Musk and his industrial tech empire. Tolkien didn’t even like trains. Regular ass steam engine TRAINS.

I give up. I think our reality is some cosmic entity’s trashy TV network.

People being blunt that Trump seemed confused and said his dementia test was a hard IQ test.

We are in a timeline in which People Magazine is publishing legit hard-hitting news headlines while CBS and CNN publicly humiliate themselves.

I don’t like this timeline. But I’m loving People Magazine right now.

the only thing that involves more pitches without anybody winning is a screenwriting career

Well, that certainly was two full baseball games stapled together.

OK so you know the gag on the Simpsons when Sideshow Bob is stepping on the rakes, it's funny, then it's too much, then it's terrible, then it's transcendently hilarious

this baseball game

sobbing as mom makes me smoke a whole pack of baseball in one sitting