Clumsy💜 (1/2 comm slots open)

surprisingly accurate

rest in ceasar salad

wait, did the mouse just... respond actually

Not being able to eat a watermelon is the highest form of punishment, you must have been a REALLY bad girl in the past life.

me on the job: ohh a canteloupe!
a colleague: I like them too, but I'm allergic. my throat gets itchy and annoying
me: .............this is a normal reaction to canteloupe
a colleague: no... it's not. I'm sorry.
me: 🧍🧍🧍 FUCK

lmfao

Trusting Zestial with your drink when there's a plausible theory that he was a poisoner back in life is very you

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OMG XDDDD

Magbeerd daahs in th'eind
#TheCupheadShow #fanart

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#hazbinhotel #frederickvoneldritch #voneldritch

well hey, I'd rather that than have a single demented old man for a president for my ENTIRE life

Not the worst drawn plants, get on my level

have a good night's sleep

Eventually it led to sexual harrassment and I had to block them forever.

You strongly remind me of a "friend" I used to have. They were also very clingy and intense like this. Once I told them that I couldn't take this much interaction, they said "okay, thank you for telling me your boundaries" and doubled down on being incredibly intense.

inside joke between us won't work

we're not exactly in a special relationship

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tbh I don't care what you do with it, I am neutral.

I'm afraid that would be a crude mischaracterization of a canon character, since the way I wrote him was to cater to myself, in reality he might be extremely different.

You know satire and social media don't mix well together.

At least make it so that when you block them, they get removed, ffs 😭

a cartoon toad with his mouth wide open ALT: a cartoon toad with his mouth wide open

A:LKJHKJGH LMFAOOOOO NOOO

a like this gif cuz it implies that you would be the only one to laugh at my brutal addams family ahh joke

and everyone else would sit with a brick face

go ahead

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exactly

I pass by beggar slaves in the subway often, and even they got more class than these pathetic accounts

In short, if you want to be my friend, first thing you should do is stop dming me and rely solely on public comments.

Oh, I thought it said "dog is dying"

I hope you and your family rot in hell <333