Alex Ator

Shout out to the spineless fucks out there trying their hardest to double my health insurance costs.

I heard you ok the dump truck talk about Riftbound. I picked up a viktor starter deck and I’m stoked to play some games!

I wanna try it so bad lol

When Bill Belichick signed up for this he absolutely did not consider that he was going to have to play a Friday night game in a basketball stadium with drunk kids in Halloween costumes in the stands

I wasn’t expecting to read about less than Jake this morning but here I am💜

TREY YESAVAGE

12 strikeouts
No walks

That’s the most strikeouts by a pitcher in a World Series game with no walks

Hahaha I’m going to look at an Altima today 😂😂😂

This is the kind of thing people like me make up for satire

VIDEO: FBI Agents Visit Anti-ICE Protester “Your name was brought up.”

I obtained video of two FBI agents visiting an anti-ICE protester not charged with any crime.

While the media continue to mock Trump's war on "Antifa" as legally impossible, the FBI is quietly implementing it with investigations like these:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/video-fbi-...

I’m sorry. I will always help block traffic so the youth can safely bomb hills in SF.

Today I played with a toddler by dropping Pokemon plushies on him from above one-by-one while he laughed his head off.

Shohei Ohtani on the mound

the nastiest single game performance in MLB playoff history in only 5 innings and it’s by the human equivalent of Kirby

my body is a machine that turns time into be on computer

Brewers outfielder Sal Frelick making an intense face as he prepares to throw the ball

this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look

Just referred to the handicap bathroom stall at work as “my apartment” and no one laughed please pray 4 me

It’s really not that big of an issue. If they didn’t give a reason on why it’s only half complete( getting it in a short time period) than maybe I can see the complaints.

……..my man…this isn’t new..:did you arrive from the year 2010?

Sometimes you gotta have a breakdown while eating a hotdog outside 7-Eleven! I don’t make the rules!

Penn St needs an interim, and I know somebody with $8 million in alimony payments to make….

.337!!!!! that'll get you in the HOF in baseball. also "eating a sandwich with a water jug of whiskey" is killing me. that's not even incognito like vodka in a water bottle lmao.

🤠 #AEWDynamite

costco founder jim sinegal and his wife janet

fun random thing from the first game of mariners-tigers: that was jim sinegal, costco founder and of “if you raise the price of the fucking hot dog i’ll kill you” fame, sitting front row with his family

Oh man they rule so much 💜💜 buncha little cuties

I can’t believe I’m going to say this but LEGO Party is absolutely better than Mario Party.

God this looks so good man!

Basketball guys?

Look I guess I’ll watch airplane porno with my seat mate, I could find worse ways to pass the time

The hosts of LEGO Party are just alt versions of @emmafyffe.bsky.social and I