Zachary Joseph

Nice argument bro unfortunately I’ve already shown your tweets to my beautiful & cruel wife and she says you look and type like a bitch

Been calling people “big dawg” in a condescending manner lately and that shit hits like crack

The new pope is from Chicago and if you work at SNL you should be SPRINTING to the writer’s room

Ayy girl why don’t you come by my crib and barf on my shit

Getting shitfaced before I go to Michaels so I’m confident enough to talk to the cashiers

I have invented Ozempic 2

@jaimestein.bsky.social wants to blame losing the Vancouver by-election on anti-semitism when he actually lost because he’s a transphobe and a zionist and runs under a shitty party. And just for fun, because he’a a bald bitch

Honestly would prefer if the cybertrucks just disintegrated on the highway #FAFO

fwen junion soup

At the Korean BBQ and they just brought out a priest to my table

Bought the rose toy from Winners and it ate my balls

Shoutout to all the kids who got LEGO Magazine deliver to their houses we’re all autistic now

Buying the discounted mugs at Indigo to throw at cybertrucks

A film by M Night Ballsfalloff

German guys be like “please do a sëxmoven on mien penarschaften”

Boofing joint medication for dogs

“Guys we should try to discourage others from murdering CEOs, time to give this guy the dopest photo op of all time”

naming my new baby Chili Cheese Dog Bennet-Ramsey LastName Joseph

Dune Prophecy needs more freaky little guys. a tasteful parody of jamaicans perhaps

Podcasters after the Trump administration bans TRT as Gender Affirming Care

This is my first post on here

Thinking about I guy who I played football with who told us about his old teammate nicknamed “Big Red”, whose nickname eventually morphed into “Dog Penis” because football players are exactly who you think they are