Trowzer Snek Plissken

Jay doesn't give a shit.

👋 Hey Republicans! Shutdowns shouldn’t be used as leverage to protect pedophiles. Sadly, the architects of the Fascist shutdown—Mike Johnson and Donald Trump—Just gave Argentina $40b and are stripping you of your healthcare to distract you from DJT being a child rapist!

Better a pig than a fascist.

Stop protecting pedophiles.

Shut the fuck up, fascist.
Stop protecting pedophiles.

The dumbshit bluesky moderation thinks two dogs wrestling is seually explicit... like, how the fuck is this site even real?

The @moderation.bsky.app software is dumb as fuck.

There's 1900ft² of floorspace in this house, and they have to play on my bed.

So why are Republicans blocking the release of the Epstein files?

REPUBLICAN SHUTDOWN

Y'all haven't shown up to work in a month. Any other American would be fired, but you're still getting paid to do nothing.

Republicans are shiftless, freeloading bums.

Donkey Tramp gave Argentina $40b while you're trying to strip Americans of their healthcare.

I'll take their communism over your blatant fascism.

Hey, republicans, we all know you're protecting pedophiles.

You should all be in prison.

Reilly James (a black and white and tan German Shepherd)

Sadie (a brown and white marbled mutton with floppy ears)

This is what my 5:00 a.m. has turned into...

A fallout bunker filled with sinister looking mechanical pods.

Like... is Shrek just Disney Adult that got turned into a Super Mutant and is now trapped in a Vault 112 VR pod?

GBA Video Shrek 2 playing a woodgrain GBA SP.

Tonight's cinematic experience.

Fur Fash doesn't make any goddamn sense.

SANTA CRUZ OTTER!
REPRESENT!

Logan Paul is a waste of carbon atoms.

Do something about your goose-stepping state troopers.

They won't because they're all pedophiles.

It's crazy how cold your body gets when you don't wear shoes.

I was toasty warm, then I took the dogs out while wearing sandals... now I'm wearing a jacket and sweats and shivering under my blankets.

Yeah... that's basically it.
This is exactly why I made friends with the block button.

Uncle Tom!
FRONT AND CENTER!

Zoey (a brown and white Australian cattle dog) moping in her kennel.

Zoey wants nothing to do with their bullshit.

Nobody is forcing her to stay in her kennel, but it's her fortress of solitude, and she'd rather sit in there and look victimized.

Sadie (a brown and white marbled mutton with floppy ears)

Reilly James (a black and white and tan German Shepherd) and Sadie (a brown and white marbled mutton with floppy ears)

Reilly James (a black and white and tan German Shepherd) and Sadie (a brown and white marbled mutton with floppy ears) sleeping.

Watching my sister's dogs, and her puppy (Sadie) is now best friends with Reilly.

Well, what's stopping you? Go back to Twitter and argue with conservatives.

Typical ugly chuds.

Cynthia is my boss bitch.

Newsom is anti-trans and probably takes Zionist blood money from AIPAC.

Fuck him.

Setting up the new Etsy account.

Just a temporary place to sell my shit until my website is done.

I need something fruity with the consistency of those gummy sharks and isn't gonna cause me to spiral into an existential crisis.

A black and white drawing of Judy Hopps from Zootopia with a red X across her face and text that reads "All Hopps Are Bastards"

A black and white drawing of Judy Hopps from Zootopia with a red X across her face.

PROTOTYPE!
The print is a little too big, and I need to sharpen up that red X.