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spicy lo mein should be called lo mean

he was a boy
she was a girl
can I make it any more obvious?

he went to work
she stole his plums
forgive her, they're cold and she wanted them

Goon Bill, Vol. 1

To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015

What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?

Releasing the Epstein files could have a chilling effect on future presidents' ability to hide their history of raping children on a private island owned by a convicted sex offender.

Oh, that's good.

Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.

So much work remains to be done.

My takeaway from Epstein document dump was that Jeffrey Epstein in 2018/early 2019 was increasingly telling people he had dirt on Trump and Trump knew everything about child sex ring. To protect Trump's re-election campaign, Trump's DOJ charged Epstein in July 2019. Then Epstein committed "suicide."

NEW REPORT from ProPublica finds that Fox News manufactured riots fit for air, using old footage or footage that was not of Portland, for months leading up to September.

It was so convincing that the network apparently prompted Trump to send federal forces to the Pacific Northwest. trib.al/koDwQMR

“Later, RFK Jr explains how Trump and other men of that era have higher levels of testosterone and sperm counts, so this was a respectful way for the real men to satisfy their needs while respecting their wives. Don’t take Tylenol.”

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Communicating why a 50 year mortgage costs more, overall, than a 30 year mortgage should not be a hard task.

The problem is the average American is both functionally illiterate and innumerate, as a deliberate result of decades of the policies made by the very people pushing for 50 year mortgages.

"Soylent Green is billionaires!"

- the reboot of Soylent Green that I just came up with

People suck

Word.

That's freaking genius.

Well done.

This is just to say
I have eaten
the peanut butter cups
that were in
the freezer

and which
were supposed
to be
for trick or treaters

Forgive me
they were delicious
nobody came anyway
and it's November

You should get paid overtime when you dream about work. They already steal most of your waking hours, how dare they infringe on your sleeping ones?

[Meredith Brooks voice]

🎶 I’m a witch
In a coven
Bake your child
In my oven 🎶

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By day and night he wrongs me, every hour
He flashes into one gross crime or other
That sets us all at odds. I’ll not endure it.
His knights grow riotous, and himself upbraids us
On every trifle.

Been saying

Because, duh.🤣

If you think Republicans losing their shit about Canada airing an ad with Reagan’s own words is crazy, let me remind you about the time that they lost their shit over NPR tweeting the Declaration of Independence on Independence Day.

The Whitehouse, with a partially constructed Death Star where the East Wing should be.

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