You can only clutch your pearls so many times before the whole string snaps.
02.03.2026 05:36 β π 43 π 20 π¬ 1 π 0You can only clutch your pearls so many times before the whole string snaps.
02.03.2026 05:36 β π 43 π 20 π¬ 1 π 0A million times this.
27.02.2026 14:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well fuck.
27.02.2026 13:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The three people most mentioned in the Epstein files are Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell and Donald Trump.
One of them died in prison, one of them is in prison now, and one of them is president.
But sure, letβs depose Hillary Clinton.
this isnβt the modern life, Rocko wouldβve wanted for us
27.02.2026 04:28 β π 73 π 26 π¬ 1 π 0Nailed it.
27.02.2026 08:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump: "This is the Golden Age of America."
26.02.2026 22:01 β π 3562 π 1198 π¬ 131 π 59Came for this.
26.02.2026 17:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My Dusty Road Album Cover -Woody Guthrie
This great song needs to be played today by all people that believe in democracy & believe that the rule if law should apply to everyone equally.
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Tear The Fascists Downβ
-Woody GuthrieπΆ
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By chairs, they mean that an additional seat is being provided?
25.02.2026 00:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You guys! Today, I was driving and I was passed at a very high rate of speed by a BMW. And then, I swear I'm not making this up, they used a BLINKER to get back into the right lane! I can't believe BMW finally added blinkers as an option!
23.02.2026 01:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
As a species, humans need to start thinking more about human rights (and all species rights for that matter) and less about nationalism and all the idiotic things that divide us. Olympic athletes can get along, the rest of us can too.
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this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me
22.02.2026 07:16 β π 5248 π 1660 π¬ 137 π 131Alas! Shitposter
21.02.2026 09:24 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Alyssa Liu skating in a sparkly gold dress like a Queen and looking so fucking happy it is contagious.
Things are so dark right now, and this woman just floods our timelines with pure unmitigated joy. That's what I'm fucking talking about indeed.
20.02.2026 16:23 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" π£οΈ
19.02.2026 21:43 β π 8698 π 1918 π¬ 3 π 532Honestly, the next President should just arrest Trump for child rape and his million other crimes and then stare at John Roberts like, "You got somethin' to say, bish?"
19.02.2026 13:44 β π 17 π 5 π¬ 2 π 1
YAAAAAAS
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guy standing at town hall meeting presenting his scale model of a guillotine
soo, i made a scale model to go along with my proposal
i hope you all like it
Itβs so hard to have a reasonable conversation about AI, because people refuse to see the massive upsides of job elimination, higher electrical bills, hard drive shortages, poisoning black people in Memphis, and an economy where a handful of pedos with bad hair control your life
17.02.2026 17:48 β π 4224 π 1334 π¬ 43 π 28A nice thing about getting older and becoming invisible is the number of times the same person will give you a sample of bourbon chicken at the mall
16.02.2026 14:09 β π 485 π 78 π¬ 15 π 1a girl canβt even hide in her shell without some mitch mcconnell looking mofo harassing her
15.02.2026 17:09 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Canβt wait to see Trumps head fall off at this π€£
14.02.2026 16:11 β π 294 π 70 π¬ 14 π 11Trump is just Scar destroying the Pridelands for his greedy hyenas.
14.02.2026 16:27 β π 20 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0If my ancestors made it across the plains pulling handcarts, I can make it through this 14-page Gavin Newsom profile in the New Yorker.
12.02.2026 21:57 β π 3012 π 112 π¬ 135 π 19Tomorrow on The Rooster: A visit to Ohio Stateβs Right-Wing Free Speech Centers ends with a vicious assault from an β¦ assistant professor?!?!
11.02.2026 00:31 β π 344 π 138 π¬ 63 π 63iβve always been told that taxes are the price you pay to live in a civilized society so like do we not have to do them this year or what.
04.02.2026 10:44 β π 504 π 128 π¬ 8 π 2