Truly, this is why the internet was invented.
Keyboard Warrior Markwayne Mullin:
LEFT: Pounding his little warrior chest on the Internet.
RIGHT: Cowering and shitting his pants in real life.
The Middle East is on fire. Gas prices are soaring. Jobs are disappearing. Senile Satan is golfing again.
A Mr. Yuck sticker, but for people
love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region
the Austin mass shooter was a Tesla employee who assaulted a coworker during a company-allowed prayer break late last year
the company refused to give the victim her assailant's name so she could press charges, and he went on to become a mass shooter
www.statesman.com/business/art...
If there were credible allegations against a Democratic president that he had punched a 13 yr old girl in the face after she bit his penis while he was raping her, Fox would be running that shit on a loop 24/7 and calling for his arrest/execution let alone his impeachment.
Like clockwork.
Saying goodbye to the bird-legged hoe.
#SheShed
Wow. That's a great picture.
Fun fact: 54% of US adults read below a 6th grade level.
You have to actively remember literally over half the US adult population is *unable to perceive subtext*
www.thenationalliteracyinstitute.com/2024-2025-li...
You can only clutch your pearls so many times before the whole string snaps.
A million times this.
Well fuck.
The three people most mentioned in the Epstein files are Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell and Donald Trump.
One of them died in prison, one of them is in prison now, and one of them is president.
But sure, let’s depose Hillary Clinton.
this isn’t the modern life, Rocko would’ve wanted for us
Nailed it.
Trump: "This is the Golden Age of America."
Came for this.
This great song needs to be played today by all people that believe in democracy & believe that the rule if law should apply to everyone equally.
𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙋𝙚𝙙𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚
𝙏𝙍𝙐𝙈𝙋~𝙀𝙥𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙞𝙣 𝙁𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙨☣️
Tear The Fascists Down❗
-Woody Guthrie🎶
tidal.com/browse/track...
By chairs, they mean that an additional seat is being provided?
You guys! Today, I was driving and I was passed at a very high rate of speed by a BMW. And then, I swear I'm not making this up, they used a BLINKER to get back into the right lane! I can't believe BMW finally added blinkers as an option!
As a species, humans need to start thinking more about human rights (and all species rights for that matter) and less about nationalism and all the idiotic things that divide us. Olympic athletes can get along, the rest of us can too.
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this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me
Alas! Shitposter
Things are so dark right now, and this woman just floods our timelines with pure unmitigated joy. That's what I'm fucking talking about indeed.
Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️
