IllegallySam

The gamers (me included)

Now, if anybody wants me to also rant about bad achievement slop, I can do that all day, lol

I don’t think a sequel bait ending that has not or will never get a sequel is a bad thing per se. D4 is still a game I remember fondly to this day despite it being very dead with a brutal cliffhanger. But, to me, there’s a difference between a proper cliffhanger and just having no resolution at all.

An ending to a point & click adventure game that had already tested my patience a few times, and that ending had zero resolution, zero catharsis for anything I experienced up until then, and was just a sequel bait ending that did not leave me wanting more. It soured an already mediocre experience.

I’ve played a lot of very bad games over the years specifically just for achievements, and while a lot of them deserve to be here, not many of them are interesting, so I’ll refrain.

Instead, I’ll throw in the most unsatisfied I’ve ever been with an ending: The Book of Unwritten Tales 2.

When you get to a boss but it’s double damage, overlayed over the “When you get to heaven but it’s Chinese” meme

I made this meme a couple hours after Silksong came out and just remembered that I completely forgot to post it anywhere, lol. It’s still relevant, right?

IllegallySam - Twitch I stream Levelhead, speedruns, and some other stuff if I feel like it.

Playing Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2 casually before I have to learn the speedrun for it but I’ve never watched Dragon Ball www.twitch.tv/illegallysam

Nagito Komaeda helping the Shroobs just so that the Bros can level up more

I’ll always bat for Sonic Chronicles being actually pretty decent. If it wasn’t for the OST, it wouldn’t get nearly as much hate

a cartoon girl with blonde hair and a ponytail is sitting on a black background . ALT: a cartoon girl with blonde hair and a ponytail is sitting on a black background .

Me on my way when I hear there’s another Rift showcase

The console runner struggle is always real 😔

Nobody submitted Switch 2 Welcome Tour, what has this world come to

*can’t speak french* Ah yes, lesbian speedruns

These first two PBs were kinda insulting with how badly I botched things and how close I came to 38, but thankfully that third PB came in clutch and almost went straight to 37 instead. Going to be leaving Typoman alone for a while here, but I'll come back for that next minute if this gets into AGDQ.

IllegallySam - Twitch More Typoman runs for sub-39

Trying to get sub-39 in Typoman Any% www.twitch.tv/illegallysam

Levelhead is still on sale for $1 rn

The crafting segment at the beginning really makes it weird as far as Metroidvania-y runs go. The fact that you don’t need to find any equipment and instead craft it all in the first few minutes to then fully sequence break everything really makes it unlike most other games.

This is what Paper Mario has been missing all these years

Messages that say: Silksong makes me want to burn down a building Game of the year 2025 Fuck im angry Stupid goddamn magic vomit frog pissing me off

100% accurate review of Silksong from my friend

Admiral Bobbery

List of AGDQ submissions, featuring Levelhead, Rebel Transmute, Rift of the Necrodancer, and Typoman Revised

Got my last submission recorded tonight, so now I've got my full slate of AGDQ submissions

Well, can't say I'm thrilled with this PB, but hey a PB is a PB. I lost so much time in chapter 2, at least a minute and a half, so even though I golded both chapters 1 and 3, this run still barely finished ahead. I will get that sub-39, but it is proving to be a challenge, lol.

IllegallySam - Twitch More Typoman runs to prep for AGDQ submissions

More Typoman Any% runs to prep for AGDQ submissions www.twitch.tv/illegallysam

Levelhead 95% off on Steam for $1

Go buy Levelhead right now, it’s on sale for $1 on Steam and Xbox, and $2 on Switch

A follow up to a beloved indie game from about a decade ago that was well known for its phenomal music and was a quite popular speedgame despite being known as brutally difficult.

Rift of the Necrodancer, of course

(Silksong is a close second though, lol)

This is easily my favorite dlc chart so far. I just wish I had scored a bit better this run, lol

The surprising thing to me is how many people are leaving out Death Stranding 2 despite the Kojima bias the Game Awards has, lol. I agree though, those two games are going to sweep a lot of awards

Unsighted is no joke, I learned Any% earlier in the year. Took a while to feel comfortable even beating the bosses consistently let alone quickly, lol

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