Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, Irish Whiskey!
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By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social
Oil Futures Bleak!
But we'll all have sexy legs from biking?
By @marciej.bsky.social
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Racist Buffoon Brent Bozell Predictably Buffooning Around New Job As Ambassador To South Africa
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By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
if Buzzfeed wants some advice on how to stay in business on only $185.3 million, Wonkette stands ready to help.
Stealing this from Alert Wonkette Operative "Antifa Commander":
Imagine a white go-go boot, stamping on a human face, forever.
Ron DeSantis Wants To Remind You He's Still A Horrible Bigoted Autocrat
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Ron DeSantis Wants To Remind You He's Still A Horrible Bigoted Autocrat
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
If you are going to have to read depressing news all day long, why not at least enjoy the irreverent telling of it? @wonkettemedia.bsky.social is a bright spot in all of this shittery.
WONKETTE: Pentagon Bans Outside Photographers Because Pete Hegseth Ugly open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...? @wonkettemedia.bsky.social @evanhurst.substack.com #photojournalism #journalism #photography
Guy Who Thinks AI Will Put Democratic Bitches In Their Place Looks Like This
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup!
This One Time, At War Game? Tabs, Fri., March 13, 2026
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
Maybe Trump Bombed Some Schools, But At Least Gas Prices Are Going Higher And Higher
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Christian Nationalist Outraged Media Didn't Report That Trump Sent Medical Ship To Greenland Just Because He Didn't
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By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
Don't put it in the newspapers that @evanhurst.substack.com posted this very flattering picture of Beta Pete.
The Curious Case Of Donald Trump’s Epstein New Mexico Human Breeding Ranch Coverup
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By Marcie Jones @marciej.bsky.social
Pentagon Bans Outside Photographers Because Pete Hegseth Ugly www.wonkette.com/p/pentagon-b...
Weird, and now fixed. We think.
Pentagon Bans Outside Photographers Because Pete Hegseth Ugly
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
It's your Thursday morning news roundup!
Iran So Far Away! Tabs, Thurs., March 12, 2026
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
Is Trump's SAVE America F*ck America Bill To Ban Voting And Transgender Mutilizations Dead In The Senate? Or ... www.wonkette.com/p/is-trumps-...
TikTok 'Psychic' To Actually Pay For Trying To Ruin Woman's Life For No Reason
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By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
"goddamn it, national Dems, would you please stop limiting the campaign to “kitchen table issues” and also run on the fact that Americans are mad, mean mad, at Trump and his weird billionaire pals? Yeesh."
Where Are Democrats Stomping Republican Incumbents Today?
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Who's Doing Pete Hegseth's WAR Shopping, Ronald Reagan's Big Bucks?
You need millions of dollars in King Crab to keep up your energy for bombing schoolgirls.
By @marciej.bsky.social
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Again, Wonkette's intrepid snarksters bring the fire.
Beautiful.
It's your Wednesday morning news roundup!
Me Gustas Tu! Tabs, Wed., March 11, 2026
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
Trump: You Can't Find Shoes Like These FLORSHEIMS! Unbelievable! For The Spring And Summer? Ohhhhhh! www.wonkette.com/p/trump-you-...
Oh Hey, More Corroboration Of Trump Accusations In The Epstein Files!
Imagine that.
By @marciej.bsky.social
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DOGE Boys Stood Athwart History, Then Their Robots Deleted It
Come watch these idiots try and fail to explain themselves!
By @marciej.bsky.social
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Karoline Leavitt Says An Iran War Draft Is Not Off The Table.
Pardon?
Excuse us?
By @marciej.bsky.social
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Goodbye, Corey Lewandowski! Go Have The Life You Deserve!
Now that the creep is out, his haters have dirt to spill.
By @marciej.bsky.social
www.wonkette.com/p/goodbye-co...
