Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, 216 Tiger Soda!
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By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, 216 Tiger Soda!
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By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social
CNN To Go MAGA, Just Like Practically Every Other Cable News Outlet
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By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
If you want to know why the Clintons wanted public hearings and Comer Fudd and the rest of the GOP clown show did not, @marciej.bsky.social is here to help.
27.02.2026 17:14 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Government Still Shooting Lasers Into Sky Like Yosemite Sam Firing His Six-Shooters
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By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
Myanmar couldn't kill Nurul Amin Shah Alam.
That was left to the nation that granted him "refuge." But we don't do refuge anymore, unless you're a white South African.
Nearly Blind Refugee Escapes Ethnic Cleansing In Myanmar, Dies In Trump's American Version
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Hillary Clinton Flies UFO To House Oversight Committee Pizzagate Hearing
4-D chess thing.
By @marciej.bsky.social
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This killing has so saddened me since the story broke.
I don’t have anything insightful to say about it other than that each life is a whole universe, every subjectivity is as real as our own, and for one to end this way is an outrage for the ages.
Nearly Blind Refugee Escapes Ethnic Cleansing In Myanmar, Dies In Trump's American Version
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Anthropic CEO Scratches Pete Hegseth's Belly While Telling Him No
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup!
I'm On A (Imaginary Medical) Boat! Tabs, Fri., Feb. 27, 2026
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
NPR is being willfully obtuse. While we wait for this week’s newsletter — gotta write it! — let’s revisit two weeks ago when I went off on the New York Times for being willfully obtuse about Katie Britt.
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We Need To Talk About Pete Hegseth’s Pervert Boner AI Mass Surveillance Killer Robot Fantasies www.wonkette.com/p/we-need-to...
26.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 26 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 1
Surgeon General Nominee Casey Means Nowhere Near As Good At Faking 'Moderate' As She Thinks She Is
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By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
This was insane 😭
26.02.2026 15:14 — 👍 39 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0
“…bag of dicks, vibroduffle, whatever you want to call it. We can’t say we have any evidence; let’s just say the vibes seem right.”
{insert my juvenile snicker here} 🤭
JD Vance And His Race Buddies And Their Very Bad Faith
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By Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social
Kristi Noem's Leaving (A Bag Of D*cks) On A Jet Plane
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Check Out This Tool Running A Pro-MAGA Account From The White House
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By Marcie Jones @marciej.bsky.social
It's your Thursday morning news roundup!
FALSE RECIPE ADVERTISING. Tabs, Thurs. Feb. 26, 2026
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Not surprisingly, the FBI insists everything is just fine, although Patel himself hasn’t commented on the story; maybe he’s busy flying to Nova Scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun.
Kash-y And The Jets
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Kash-y And The Jets
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
The DHS goons who shot and killed Renee Good and Alex Pretti weren’t new recruits; both were experienced agents in a deeply dorrupt culture.
New agents will join that culture with even shittier training.
Whistleblower: New ICE Goons Don't Get No Stinking Training
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Gee, Look At All These Co-Conspirators In The Epstein Files That Pam Bondi And Kash Patel Say Never Existed
One of them is named Donald John Trump!
By @marciej.bsky.social
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Whistleblower: New ICE Goons Don't Get No Stinking Training
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
It’s Not ‘Unforced Errors,’ Hakeem Jeffries. It’s Called Stealing All Trump's Headlines. www.wonkette.com/p/its-not-un...
25.02.2026 15:37 — 👍 35 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0
It’s Not ‘Unforced Errors,’ Hakeem Jeffries. It’s Called Stealing All Trump's Headlines.
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
It's your Wednesday morning news roundup!
We Don't Deserve Our Friend Mexico. Tabs, Wed., Feb. 25, 2026
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
US Attorney Boxwine Already Can’t Remember Trying To Put Mark Kelly In Jail www.wonkette.com/p/us-attorne...
24.02.2026 21:22 — 👍 33 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0
Wear Whatever F-ing Jeans You Want
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By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
Trump War On Iran Comes Earlier Every Year
Is it Iran War O'Clock already???
By @marciej.bsky.social
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