Day Five Of Operation Epstein Fury: Apocalypse Soonish
Democrats cluck while the world descends into chaos
By @marciej.bsky.social
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Day Five Of Operation Epstein Fury: Apocalypse Soonish
Democrats cluck while the world descends into chaos
By @marciej.bsky.social
www.wonkette.com/p/day-five-o...
FIFA Peace President Would Evacuate Americans From War Zone But Has Ballroom To Plan
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Excellent Candidate Wins Texas Democratic Senate Primary. Now Let’s Flip The Seat In November. www.wonkette.com/p/excellent-...
04.03.2026 14:07 — 👍 52 🔁 10 💬 2 📌 0
Spire also did "being saved" books about the Japanese officer who led the Pearl Harbor attack, Watergate conspirator Chuck Colson, a Bund Deutscher Mädel girl, and Rev. Tom Skinner. Al Hartley, who drew "Archie," was an evangelical and helped Spire get a license for the Riverdale kids.
04.03.2026 11:12 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
It's your Wednesday morning news roundup!
Now That's What I Call Terrorism. Tabs, Wed., March 4, 2026
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
Markwayne Mullin Knows The 'Smell Of War,' It Is Just Like A Drain With Poop In It! www.wonkette.com/p/markwayne-...
04.03.2026 01:00 — 👍 35 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
Markwayne Mullin Knows The 'Smell Of War,' It Is Just Like A Drain With Poop In It!
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Crazed American Fundamentalist Leaders Chant 'Death To Iran,' Launch Holy War
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Weirdos Making Bank Betting On When America Will Kill People
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By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
Billary Tapes, Get Your Billary Tapes!
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By Marcie Jones @marciej.bsky.social
It's your Tuesday morning news roundup!
JD Vance's Fault! Tabs, Tues., March 3, 2026
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Is Trump Planning To Use War With Iran To Try To Steal The Midterms?
We're not saying he's not!
By @marciej.bsky.social
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Bored Of Peace? Welcome To OPERATION EPIC FURY
What now?
By @marciej.bsky.social
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Fury, Epic.: Tabs, Mon., March 2, 2026
News and things to read, watch and listen to
By @marciej.bsky.social
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Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, 216 Tiger Soda!
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By Hooper, Your Bartender @samuraigrog.bsky.social
CNN To Go MAGA, Just Like Practically Every Other Cable News Outlet
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By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
If you want to know why the Clintons wanted public hearings and Comer Fudd and the rest of the GOP clown show did not, @marciej.bsky.social is here to help.
27.02.2026 17:14 — 👍 15 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Government Still Shooting Lasers Into Sky Like Yosemite Sam Firing His Six-Shooters
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By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
Myanmar couldn't kill Nurul Amin Shah Alam.
That was left to the nation that granted him "refuge." But we don't do refuge anymore, unless you're a white South African.
Nearly Blind Refugee Escapes Ethnic Cleansing In Myanmar, Dies In Trump's American Version
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Hillary Clinton Flies UFO To House Oversight Committee Pizzagate Hearing
4-D chess thing.
By @marciej.bsky.social
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This killing has so saddened me since the story broke.
I don’t have anything insightful to say about it other than that each life is a whole universe, every subjectivity is as real as our own, and for one to end this way is an outrage for the ages.
Nearly Blind Refugee Escapes Ethnic Cleansing In Myanmar, Dies In Trump's American Version
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By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Anthropic CEO Scratches Pete Hegseth's Belly While Telling Him No
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By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup!
I'm On A (Imaginary Medical) Boat! Tabs, Fri., Feb. 27, 2026
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By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
NPR is being willfully obtuse. While we wait for this week’s newsletter — gotta write it! — let’s revisit two weeks ago when I went off on the New York Times for being willfully obtuse about Katie Britt.
evanhurst.substack.com/p/katie-brit...
We Need To Talk About Pete Hegseth’s Pervert Boner AI Mass Surveillance Killer Robot Fantasies www.wonkette.com/p/we-need-to...
26.02.2026 21:37 — 👍 26 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 1
Surgeon General Nominee Casey Means Nowhere Near As Good At Faking 'Moderate' As She Thinks She Is
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By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
This was insane 😭
26.02.2026 15:14 — 👍 39 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0
“…bag of dicks, vibroduffle, whatever you want to call it. We can’t say we have any evidence; let’s just say the vibes seem right.”
{insert my juvenile snicker here} 🤭
JD Vance And His Race Buddies And Their Very Bad Faith
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By Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social