Duela Dent

“What’s the /deal/ with Jerry McGinnis? He isn’t McDonalds. And he isn’t alcohol.”

“Never. “

“Oh I bet she’s said that to a bunch of simps. Quote the Raven, get out”

“NO.”

“Has Raven ever said Nevermore? Because if she hasn’t, THIS BOOK LIED TO ME!”

No

stands perfectly still

“I am also a speedster passing through Gotham with a migraine. Watch how fast I am!”

// I actually considered making a Joker once.

Maybe I will.

I probably won’t though

It’s in the pile of hard maybes of many accounts I thought of making

“Ah. Your soft side. My mom had one of those. And two other rougher sides. Three Face, is what she called herself.

Almost said good side, but I said that once to my mom and the other two sides yelled at me for a few hours.”

And then Duela just kept rambling

“…My brain is a little confusing. I thought my mom wasn’t my mom and I thought my uncle was my dad and his wife was my real mom and then I thought the Joker was my dad and that Jane Doe was my mom and then I learned my mom was my real mom and thought Riddler was my dad but then it turned out…”

“Duela Dent. From…I suppose out of town?”

Out of this Earth and out of her mind

“Don’t play dumb. We met before, I’m pretty sure. Back when I thought you were my dad who abandoned me because I wasn’t a twin…

…I think. My memory is a little hazy.”

“Uncle Harvey should flip a coin to see if he’s allowed to go on vacation.”

“Hey chat. How many reposts do we need until I throw her into the ball for the sake of comedy?”

“That’s one. Maybe two. Give it time.”

“Hey chat. How many reposts do we need until I throw her into the ball for the sake of comedy?”

“You should start. Joel is going.”

“Am I wrong?”

“Yeah. I hear they really like virgin blood. And you’re kind of a scared cat who’d fall into submission of they cornered you. Heck, you might as well wear a sign that says DRINK ME”

“I come only to make jokes. But just you wait until I’m involved in a storyline where I pull out my SECRET WEAPON.”

she pulls out her lipstick

“…When I use this, I’ll blow your mind.”

“Killer Croc more like Thriller Co-…”

“Wait that goth girl wants to do WHAT to monsters? Should I call Killer Croc?”

squirts water out of the flower on her shirt

“They actually do teach that at clown college. Also about squirting.”

Could be worse. Could be The Jizzler from Earth 69. You don’t want to get to know that guy

Speaking of parents, two truths and a lie.

“I’m like a good joke in a Disney Channel sitcom. I show up when I’m least expected and go viral. Like the PRNDL!”

“Sounds like Raven found my prank that I hid!

…oh wait. She didn’t? Unrelated screaming?”