Sorry I'm late—I was sitting on my bed in a towel, staring at the wall for 20 minutes.
Can I get an amen for American jurisprudence?
Not a word in that sentence sounds appealing.
Mine looks forward to meeting you.
I audibly laughed at this. Well played.
That's the one.
Maybe you two will bond over shared interests!
Oh no! That means the Banshee comes tonight!
Me at the slightest inconvenience.
I demand a third option!
Warehouse party? At our age? In this economy?
Would a Volvo work?
Santa is not coming this year, children.
You’ll pay for your insolence, Jim!
This scene has been living rent-free in my head for 24 hours. I’m gonna need more of them.
At this point in my life, I expected to be living in an enchanted Halloween town solving mysteries.
Just send my parents home next time.
Now light it on fire!
"Sure!" I say enthusiastically, meaning no.
I have several follow-up questions.
Whose name do I see at the bottom of that poster?
Babe, you love it when I gaslight you.
Rated TV-MA
I love a good movie.
He’s very big in Chicago.
Once you get him on the carpet you never get the smell out.
My neighbors have had their Christmas lights up so long, I’m starting to think it’s a quaint Italian restaurant.
Yes, doctor.
