Call it a hunch, but I’d wager this isn’t the first time you’re trying it.
27.01.2026 20:39 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@drumrollplease.bsky.social
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Call it a hunch, but I’d wager this isn’t the first time you’re trying it.
27.01.2026 20:39 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That’s Mr. Whore.
27.01.2026 20:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0How your email finds me.
27.01.2026 20:01 — 👍 36 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 4[grin] How did I know that you wouldn’t hesitate?
27.01.2026 15:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen, but I still know every word to this banger.
27.01.2026 15:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My dude, I just had this conversation with friends on Saturday. It just isn’t the same without Whitney.
27.01.2026 14:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Now do 4 dicks.
27.01.2026 14:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A little infatuated with my new messenger bag.
27.01.2026 14:41 — 👍 53 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0😬
27.01.2026 14:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Late night banana pancakes. 🥞
27.01.2026 03:35 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I have to warn you, it’s a rock. It doesn’t have any vulnerable spots.
27.01.2026 02:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Vodka?
27.01.2026 02:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ten million strong…
27.01.2026 01:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The sole reason millennials will live to 100.
27.01.2026 01:23 — 👍 58 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 2There’s definitely a lot more anal than in the other series—well, except for Enterprise.
27.01.2026 00:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ve always wanted to throw an intervention.
26.01.2026 23:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I cursed a lot, so that helped.
26.01.2026 20:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Leave before I call the police.
26.01.2026 20:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That lighting, though — you show-off. 😘
26.01.2026 19:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Corridor of the Enterprise-D from Star Trek: The Next Generation
Not my house, but I know my way around.
26.01.2026 19:15 — 👍 41 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1The zipper broke on the coat I paid $300 for in December. 🤬
26.01.2026 19:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Then might I suggest another Britney classic: If U Seek Amy.
26.01.2026 18:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Was" implies it’s no longer the case.
26.01.2026 17:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Formative years sponsored by a translucent green N64 and GoldenEye.
26.01.2026 02:58 — 👍 29 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0The Britney track you didn’t know your day needed.
25.01.2026 20:45 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0I bind you, Donald, from doing harm, harm against other people and harm against yourself.
24.01.2026 22:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Cheers to fully automated luxury gay space communism.
24.01.2026 18:57 — 👍 44 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0Get out of the house, Jerry!!
24.01.2026 02:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0