jizzgod69

worst day of the week by far

dookie fart

dookie fart

how do you know that

cook or be cooked

i hope jizzgod central gets banned

i hope my evil twins pillow is COLD and WET tonight

this is defamation i have no idea who this person is

i dont like this account

this 2000s desktop computer with the promise of never being obsolete

sarah michelle gellar, scooby-doo promo

every morning i feel like a dad watching his kids leave the house for school and being sad cause i know i wont hear from them again until 3:40, but im not a dad and its my friends who im missing

thanks jizzgod69 central youre my only fan on this hellsite

is it weird that when im bored i reread text conversations from my friends like its nice to relive a real funny convo sometimes

got a problem with that??

being on a google doc at the same time as someone else makes me feel perceived in such a uniquely awful way

screenshot of a text conversation on discord, I say “im all busted up, broken bones and nasty cuts accidents will happen but this time I cant get up” and EMOly replies “Dookie” correctly guessing the album the words are from I am very proud

its like hearing a kid say their first words

@fluffalopessocks.bsky.social

SO IF I GET DRUNK AND CALL YOU UP DONT GET PISSED AND DONT HANG UP I KNOW ITS LATE BUT ITS NEVER TOO LATE TO BE ANOTHER LAST CALL CASUALTY 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

2002

2008

2007

what if i take my sisters tamagotchi (that i stole from her) into school they cant get upset its not a phone

scattered is an underrated song methinks

YES THIS IS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT BRING THIS BACK NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE A TOUCHSCREEN BURGER KING

bring back buttons on shit especially those big square buttons on drink dispensers in restaurants FUCK those burger king touchscreen ones theyre so unresponsive i will punch that machine if it overfills my coke and makes a mess one more time

it’s a brown moth on the corner of a kitchen cupboard. it’s not very fancy in terms of colour or pattern but it does have really long antennae that it’s positioned kind of horizontally, with one going off to each side. i like it

mopf

A screenshot of three ebay listings for a 21st century breakdown green day poster from 2009, the top option is £5.43 with £2.94 delivery while the other two are £35 with £22 postage. An absolute steal!!

just copped this absolute steal on ebay 😎

yeah ive already lost all motivation for artfight im sorry guys 💔