Eliot

Great clip of @marcmaron.bsky.social

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500 billion dollars and the robot can't even count to twelve

He is literally forrest gump if forrest was a pedophile billionaire lol

Already untold thousands of creative geniuses--brilliant would-be musicians, writers, painters, filmmakers, you name it--are working as janitors, short-order cooks, agricultural workers, Amazon warehouse employees, etc., and that's the world THEY WANT! One with a class of poor, trapped workers.

If we lived in a functional society this would be grounds to forcibly institutionalize Chris Cuomo

yesterday @davidjroth.bsky.social used the phrase “their brains were defeated by their phones” and i genuinely think we’ve lost like meaningful swaths of some generations to this

You got a fucking free, fully furnished house and you're still complaining about not having a servant. I despise these people.

Imagine your phone fucking you up so much that you don’t even know how to be conversational with your husband or wife

Donald Trump is working on a revolutionary deal to pardon Jared from Subway in return for nothing, he just likes the guy

Hot dog

Interviewing a Ouija board would be more dignified than this shit

Actually just pulled the trigger on a really nice digital piano. When I do win the lotto the CS-80 I buy will need more space

Microfreak is very cool. Kinda wanna swap out the microkorg for something like that.

honestly my most prized possession

This will end up being the most unintentionally prescient shit post of the 21st century.

Music store style guitar display hangers

The next step:

Synthesizers mounted on slatwall

Now displaying my gear like my house is a Guitar Center

Aerial photo of the destruction of Gaza City by Heidi Levine

This photo of Gaza City had to be illicitly taken during a Jordanian food drop because Israel has threatened to cancel drops of any photos are taken.

Check in on your economist friends today. We are not ok!

i just don't think the US media particularly cares about international sentiment though

i'm still seeing zionists post about how Hamas actually has more than enough food to feed everyone but they're hoarding it all for themselves in the tunnels lol

Most of these outlets are reporting plenty on Epstein too

*someday

Possible but kinda maddening considering all the footage of was crimes we've seen over the past 2 years

Really hope somebody we get to hear what happened behind the scenes at all the newsrooms to make them suddenly pull a 180 on Gaza in the past 3-4 wks. Gotten harder to deny reality, sure, but they were doing just fine at it for way too long. So what happened?

Every Republican should begin an orderly wind-down of their time on earth.

Wall Street Journal headline and deck: "New York Shooting Puts Mamdani on the Spot Over Policing Views: The killing of four people in a Midtown office building rattled a city where mass attacks are rare and violent crime has declined."

It's really weird to demand accountability from a NYC mayoral candidate for a deadly NYC shooting rather than the current NYC mayor, an ex-cop who campaigned on a "tough on crime" platform and promptly got indicted for crimes

It's a bizarre and frankly alienating feeling realizing that if you know the basic fact that the murder rate has gone down significantly since 1990 you're in the ~90th+ percentile of fact-knowers

There's no story here, as the story points out starting in paragraph 11.