Eliot

Eliot

@eliotetc.bsky.social

I will never apologize for reporting the news

29,014 Followers 1,086 Following 1,285 Posts Joined May 2023
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Today in drawing people: #internettoday @eliotetc.bsky.social @rickyftw.bsky.social

#weeklyweirdnews

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4 hours ago

The Michael Jordan of Going to the Hospital

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15 hours ago

I'm watching some Rick Steves and getting kinda embarrassingly emotional about watching an American be curious and respectful about other parts of the world

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16 hours ago
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Media wants us to feel sorry for Israeli soldiers who committed genocide and killed 20 people a day.

Not for the Palestinians who suffered genocide
Not for the Iranian families who lost 170 children
Not for the tens of thousands of orphans in Gaza

Nah—I hope they enjoy their self made hell.

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1 day ago
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at the request of @legendofq.bsky.social and many others; here is the directors-cut of our boring and pointless discussion about local grocery stores.

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23 hours ago
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@eliotetc.bsky.social @rickyftw.bsky.social

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3 days ago

Here’s a clip of me explaining why I think it’s easier to understand MAGA as a hate movement, rather than an ideology, from our latest main feed episode.

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2 days ago
Tweet from Israeli Defense Minister Israel Katz:
Justice has been done.

I welcome the decision of the Chief Military Prosecutor, Major General Itai Ofir, to close the Sde Teiman cases against IDF soldiers and to cancel the indictment against them.

This trial was born in sin by the previous Military Advocate General, using a blood libel against IDF soldiers and criminal investigation methods, and I am glad that justice has been done and the trial has been canceled.

The role of the IDF's legal system is to protect and safeguard IDF soldiers who engage heroically in war against cruel monsters, and not the rights of the terrorists of Hamas.

I am convinced that the decision will lead to a new path.

The Defense Minister of Israel says it was "blood libel" to go after Israeli soldiers caught on camera raping a Palestinian.

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2 days ago
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This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast.

They’ll play this in museums in future.

(🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)

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So much for a big Democratic tent.
NEW @J _Insider via @GSDeutch:
"Ben Rhodes calls for primaries against Dems who support Iran war""
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WHITE HOUSE
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Ben Rhodes calls for primaries against Democrats who suppo...

Yeah well I mean, >85% of Democratic voters think this is a stupid fucking idea, >75% think negatively of Israel, and even >80% of Democratic members of Congress weren't stupid enough to vote against the WPR.

Sorry but you're a sucker if you think you can just cry and appeal to "the big tent".

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2 days ago

tough look for a man with a line of antiperspirant deodorant

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2 days ago

its only been like a week and this is already one of the stupidest things anyone's ever posted

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3 days ago
A YouTube thumbnail depicting a monstrous and dead-eyed Mr. Beast, mouth wide, in front of the strait of Hormuz. 

SURVIVING HORMUZ CHALLENGE!
WHO MAKES IT THROUGH WINS BIG

$1,000,000 PRIZE!
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3 days ago

The largest payment eliminated by DOGE was $38,468,659 to the American Institutes for Research in the Behavioral Sciences for transition support services to adulthood for disabled children served under the Individuals with Disabilities Education Act.

The missles in this video cost more than that.

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5 days ago

You average normie Democrat in 2026 loves AOC, wants to abolish ICE, and thinks Israel shouldn’t get another penny from us.

It’s laughable how out of touch centrist consultants and politicians are.

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5 days ago

Donald Trump combining in one week the worst crises of the Jimmy Carter (oil prices/inflation), Reagan (Iran-Contra), HW Bush (massive deficit), Clinton (Epstein-related), George W. Bush (Iraq debacle) Barack Obama (Libya) & Biden (the economy is fine/doddering) presidencies is quite an achievement

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5 days ago

i recently discovered there's a cottage industry of staged r/publicfreakout videos, it is very fucking weird how much everyone is just addicted to being upset about shit

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Attacks leave dead vs killed

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5 days ago

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

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6 days ago

We are a nation of antisocial petty tyrants and Neighbors captures this aspect so horrifyingly well

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6 days ago

If you are a fan of passively observing feral US Americans in their natural habitat a la How To With John Wilson I implore you to watch HBO's Neighbors

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6 days ago

Damn, figures

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1 week ago

We built the United Nations, with all its flaws, with the hope of never having World War II again and we're going to have to build a new set of multilateral institutions with the hope of never having Donald J. Trump again

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6 days ago

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

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6 days ago

Peep the comments for a great example of why you should never make a joke on here

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6 days ago

I am very against this war and have published multiple YouTube videos espousing that stance going back several months. You have wasted half your day being mad at someone you made up in your head because you misunderstood a joke.

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1 week ago

you are having a full-on crashout over a joke that wasn't even directed at Iranian people.

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