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๐˜š๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ' ๐˜ถ๐˜จ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜บ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜จ๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฎ๐˜บ ๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ' ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ

๐˜ˆ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฏ'๐˜ด, ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด, ๐˜'๐˜ฎ ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ

๐˜š๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ธ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ, ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜บ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ'

03.02.2026 11:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Very, if you make him swear to whatever it is you need him to do.

03.02.2026 11:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ƒ๐„๐€๐“๐‡๐’๐“๐‘๐Ž๐Š๐„ | ๐™๐™ƒ๐™€ ๐™๐™€๐™๐™ˆ๐™„๐™‰๐˜ผ๐™๐™Š๐™

31.01.2026 08:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He smirked.

โ€œIsnโ€˜t Italy more of an arena place?

Coliseum and amphitheaters?โ€œ

He waited for the tone to stop.

โ€œHey, Gerry, four extra large pepperoni, mushroom and onions. Thick crust.

Yeah, Vet special for both this time.โ€

31.01.2026 05:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œAlright.โ€

He pulled out a drop phone.

โ€œWhat about Gooey?โ€

31.01.2026 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

||: FINALLY

31.01.2026 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™ll order some. Do they have equal interests or does his gooey partner have a separate topping preference?

31.01.2026 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

||: Honestly "Commander Wagner" sounds cooler.

31.01.2026 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

||: *snrk* Commander Kurt.

31.01.2026 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...Probably. He definitely wouldn't leave anyone behind.

30.01.2026 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An uncomfortable 16.

30.01.2026 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vengeful.

30.01.2026 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"...You take gold bars?"

30.01.2026 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He'll take the entire stock.

30.01.2026 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"Fuck me for asking, I guess."

30.01.2026 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Not a problem with that. It's just been coming up a lot lately is all..."

30.01.2026 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"What is it with cheese lately?"

30.01.2026 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œDepends on who you ask.

People who are kidding themselves like a guy I know think itโ€™s worth protecting.

People whoโ€™ve seen the shit and mud like me know itโ€™s a soaking piece of paper in the piss puddle of the rich.โ€

30.01.2026 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Relatable.

30.01.2026 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Little gaudy for his taste.

He handed a wrench.

โ€œPaperwork and jury shit is bullshit.โ€

30.01.2026 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œFuck that Baron, but he makes some good points.โ€

30.01.2026 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œThought you was big on condemning the sinners.

Why do they get a pass?โ€

30.01.2026 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

โ€œThatโ€™s why you bring the fight back at โ€˜em.โ€

30.01.2026 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œAlways will be.โ€

30.01.2026 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œLast time I saw you, you threatened to send your pooch Dexter on me.

You donโ€™t got my vote.โ€

30.01.2026 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œFuck Fisk, and I ainโ€™t done with you Hardy.โ€

30.01.2026 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"...More of a street level guy.

I'll think it over."

29.01.2026 09:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not just firearms. He's raided the ninja hideouts too, so he has some edged weapons of a fanciful nature.

28.01.2026 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"True.

Christmas then."

28.01.2026 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œโ€ฆYouโ€™d think, but my main health problem is iron deficiency

Funny olโ€™ fucking world, ain't it?

How long ago was that?โ€

28.01.2026 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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