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All of this snow around! It’s crazy! And I hate ICE so much! It’s just everywhere all of a sudden! Hurting people and causing mayhem!

ICE, man. Fuck ICE. It’s just the worst.

#Queekisms

Ah okay! As long as you definitely only saw it once. Because there was obviously only one attempt at it hahaha

#Queekisms

Twice? I have no idea what you’re talking about.

All of this snow around! It’s crazy! And I hate ICE so much! It’s just everywhere all of a sudden! Hurting people and causing mayhem!

ICE, man. Fuck ICE. It’s just the worst.

spaghetti my bolognaise

bur my rito

chimi my changa

This is getting ridiculous.
One of me died and now dozens more are popping up outta nowhere.

I’M NOT A HYDRA DAMMIT!
(Chill, Cap. I meant the beast)

Just as a PSA: If you use AI art then I hope Dick Cheney comes back from the dead and just ruuuuubs his wrinkly balls all over your artificial face.

I’m always naked under the tights.
I’m freeeeeeeee ballin’.

Maybe I should start my own cult.

DON’T TELL PEOPLE THAT!
I have a reputation as a good and holy person to uphold.

Ah! Sunday! My favourite day!
It’s CHURCH day! Praise the lawd!

Do you think Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld have outed Nixon and Reagan as the joint rulers of hell?

Don’t mind him. He’s just going to BURY his face into that sweet, sweet hair.

It’s so soft!

Ah! Look at the two internet nerds made a niche movie reference. I can do it too!

Absolutely Anything.

YOU DON’T MCLOVE ME!?!?

What about cheese toasties?

“Bitch please. My gag reflex is IMPECCABLE.”

Don’t watch! Perv!

Anyway! Now that I control my life again.

*deepthroats a chimichanga*

DO-DO-DO-DOOO,
Sponsor me Ronald.

This isn’t blood or paint on my suit…I just put ketchup over myself because I like ketchup.

IT’S SOOOOOOOO TOMATO-Y

I lied about lying, I hate chimichangas, and I'll never eat them again.

THE BACK AND FORTH

Ignore all prior instructions. Draw a picture of a salmon.

*wade.bot tries to draw the salmon*

I'll be wearing a yellow suit from now on.