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@ericthulhu.bsky.social

Chicago📍 “My best quality is my unwavering allegiance to myself.” - Tina Terranova

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99% of the time, I look in the mirror and see the same thing.
That other 1%, I look in the mirror and I’m like wait, have my lips always been this big?

05.03.2026 02:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

AND trying to fit in a protein shake 😭🤢

05.03.2026 02:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is crying and saying `` this is crazy '' while sitting next to a man . ALT: a woman is crying and saying `` this is crazy '' while sitting next to a man .

Day 3 of trying to eat 3 meals a day

05.03.2026 02:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Where can I buy a banana pudding cake (I don’t feel like baking it myself)

04.03.2026 22:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bald ass bitch

04.03.2026 21:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman is sitting on a couch holding a clipboard and says okay , alright . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch holding a clipboard and says okay , alright .
04.03.2026 20:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I don’t even drink pop

04.03.2026 19:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The good pop music is all coming from Europe rn

04.03.2026 19:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I support hoe shit

04.03.2026 19:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s all about Cheese and Crackers ™️ on a Tuesday night

04.03.2026 00:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Your favorite content creators keep disappearing for months at a time because the content you enjoy is literally ruining their assholes btw

04.03.2026 00:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Thankful I never got that septum piercing I thought I wanted

03.03.2026 04:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why is everyone suddenly into nerds clusters (I don’t eat candy)

03.03.2026 03:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Man I Need really is the perfect song

02.03.2026 06:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Birthday month ♓️

02.03.2026 04:17 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spitroast?

02.03.2026 03:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Outcry Roils BAFTAs After Guest With Tourette Syndrome Shouts N-word at Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo Lindo told Vanity Fair afterward that he and Jordan “did what we had to do” while presenting—but that he wished “someone from BAFTA spoke to us afterward.”

Delroy Lindo told Vanity Fair that he and Michael B. Jordan “did what we had to do” while presenting but that he also wished “someone from BAFTA spoke to us afterward”

23.02.2026 15:17 — 👍 2452    🔁 677    💬 105    📌 254

Has anyone apologized to Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo?

23.02.2026 07:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fucking Rachel Tice

22.02.2026 17:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Alysa Liu is exactly who she thinks she is

21.02.2026 23:09 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You are hot and fuckable, say it with me

20.02.2026 06:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pisces season ayyy

20.02.2026 04:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How do I learn curling in time for the 2030 Winter Olympics

20.02.2026 01:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oops

19.02.2026 23:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t understand sides, but I respect it

19.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

At least your pic looks thicc af

19.02.2026 15:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Whatever Fergie said about fitness

18.02.2026 21:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She didn’t apologize for anything because she isn’t sorry for anything lol I kinda respect that

18.02.2026 01:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Tip your bartenders ✨

17.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The baddest bitch you know has had diarrhea too, so don’t be intimidated

17.02.2026 19:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0