Scott Berlin

The best part of being an AZ Cardinals fan is I never work myself up to say "This is gonna be our year!"

I just buckle up and get ready for the ride.

The biggest evidence that there is no “Deep State” is that a sitting President can threaten a war against own country without repercussions

When a Republican President declared war on drugs, the drugs won.

Now a Republican President is declaring war on Chicago. Get ready to drink Malort, folks!

Tong made the adjustments he needed. At 22 years old he got taken yard thrice and said screw that I’m going six. That’s the fight I want to see from a rookie pitcher.

I’m impressed.

Have they ever tried the action part? I only ever see the prayer part.

Mark Vientos Mariah Carey

🤝

Warming Up for the Right Season

A government small enough to own 10% of a Fortune 100 company.

mlb: oh hey u guys are back early

mets: season's haunted

mlb: what?

mets: *loading a pistol and getting back on the team plane* season's haunted

a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire and saying i 'm fine this is fine everything is fine ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire and saying i 'm fine this is fine everything is fine

It’s totally normal and cool that the President - on a social media platform that he owns - is floating an end to democracy as we know it. No reason to be concerned.

Hostile civic planning sucks. All I want is a simple bench to sit down and read a book by a train station; is that too much to ask for? #NJTransit

Nolan McLean’s final line in his debut:

5.1 IP, 2 H, 0 ER, 4 BB, 8 K, 91 P

I’m not saying Nolan McLean is the greatest pitcher of all time, but many fine, smart people are saying it. #Mets #MLB

I’m not asking Nolan McLean for much today, it’s his #MLB debut.

All I ask is that he goes 9 perfect innings, save the season, deliver a baby mid-game, give me the winning lottery numbers, get me a dinner reservation at Tatiana, and save a puppy from a burning building.

I think that’s reasonable.

Has anybody tried unplugging the Mets and plugging them back in after 30 seconds?

Dear #Mets Fan,

Please like and repost to sign my petition to outlaw the 4th inning!

Barry Moore says he's running as a "Trump conservative" and rails against Washington elites, Wall Street billionaires, lifelong bureaucrats, & self-serving politicians in his campaign announcement.

Did someone forget to tell him that Trump is a Washington elite, billionare, self-serving politican?

MEGA:

Make
Empathy
Groovy
Again

I did not consent to remembering Kim Davis. The Bible does not mention I must remember Kim Davis.

Therefore, I will be asking the Supreme Court to outlaw Kim Davis.

My favorite sub-genre of Miley Cyrus music is her telling people what cannot be done - “Can’t Be Tamed” & “We Can’t Stop”.

Jellyfish invasion shuts down reactors at French nuclear power station Operator EDF says the incident does not pose a threat to the safety of the plant, its workers or the environment.

The anti-nuclear protestors are really getting creative these days!

www.politico.eu/article/jell...

This attempted takeover of Washington D.C. is just the beginning. If this isn’t stopped now, the long term plan will be a takeover of every major city that doesn’t bend the knee to King Trump.

A photo shows Jen Pawol calling a strike during a baseball game. Headline: Jen Pawol Set to Become MLB's First Female Umpire

Breaking News from @theathletic.com: Major League Baseball's first female umpire, Jen Pawol, is set to debut on Saturday

The NBA had its first female referee debut 28 years ago, while the NFL has had female referees for the past 10 years. nyti.ms/46MqrCw

Since the trade deadline, Mets & Yankees: Any time you can lose, I can lose harder. I can lose any game harder than you.

#MLB #Mets #Yankees

To be clear, this is not a new stance. I've had yelling matches at my Seder table over this man dating back over a decade. But it is everpresent and important to remember today.

Benjamin Netanyahu is a criminal and a war criminal. Pass it on.

Me: Rafael Devers, you are the worst first basemen I’ve ever heard of by far.

Rafael Devers: Ah, but you have heard of me.

#MLB

According to my sources, the #Mets have placed Mr. Met on the 10-Day IL. The Mets have also traded Cash Considerations for Dinger. In a corresponding move, the Mets have designated Richard Lovelady for assignment.

Taking away healthcare from 11 million people who can’t afford it is bad, actually. #BigUglyBill

I’m at my aunt’s birthday party right now and “My Girl” came on.

I had to fight every instinct telling me to sing along. #Mets #MLB

Kristi Noem should resign. The continued use of force and lawfare against duly elected members of Congress is not what we do in democracy; it is what tinpot dictators do in banana republics.

Whether he was Muslim, Sikh, or Druze, it shouldn't matter - Religious freedom is in our founding documents and our national DNA.