Mark Smith 🤘

You’re having I’m Arby’s

I can never keep the Hole-Korn-Tool triple feature straight

Just shrug and work as instructed will never be the wrong thing to do

Brandon finding out the Jones family will lie cheat and steal to win a negotiation

Ran like the military in my early career. Extremely efficient and demanding. Then they went public and everything went to shit.

One of my routes had Sand Branch on it. It’s a Seagoville address but it’s pretty far away from Seagoville. Next to an extremely smelly wastewater plant for SE Dallas. And they didn’t have sewage or running water in the early 2000’s. STILL don’t. Just good folks living in abject poverty.

Surprised the insurance company doesn’t go after them for fraud. Would be par for the course.

Buddy I’ve worked for UPS for 35 plus years. You would be amazed at the incompetence. Now I’m just

Yeah and for that matter, Nick Saban

I’d rather hear Gary Busey talk about butter sausage than hear Donald Trump talk about anything.

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,,

Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

I’m just not going to do it. He’s a pedophile. Why am I going to listen to a pedophile?

Been a Ticket listener since Day 1 and on February 24, 2026 I just saw my first live Corby dolphins laugh. Thanks, Victory +.

You’re gd right he would

He’s a close second. But I feel like Jimmy just would’ve been beet red and stood there while Belichick would’ve been more WTF. Idk maybe I’m way off and Jimmy just yeets the animal.

Bill Belichick and Troy Aikman

screenshot of a tv user guide, showing two channels under Tue 8PM: MSNOW - State of the union TCM East- Gaslight

Masterful Troll, TCM.

4 Minnesota guys

YES. The Stars are clear.

Henceforth, I will be describing the way that U.S. men’s hockey spectacularly squandered good will, brand recognition, and fan loyalty as “pulled a Target.”

They pulled a Target.

That middle third is scary. Need massive improvement there.

As a fan of a team with a guy who can nuke one from 70, I like the 4 point 60 yard field goal

The trajectory of the men’s hockey team over a blistering 12 hours

Without the dots, it looks like polygraph test results from a pathological liar.

No you’re thinking of the WNBA draft

a man in a suit and tie is wearing a crown and saying yeah boyy ! Alt: Flavor Flav says YEAH BOOYYYEEEE,!!!

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times.

I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

This guy gets it.

Some guy once said this is a great song. I don’t know, man.