Take That, Clouds

Take That, Clouds

@takethatclouds.bsky.social

Exposing the hazards of condensed water in all its myriad forms. Definitely not funded by Big Chemtrail™.

314 Followers 48 Following 36 Posts Joined Jan 2024
7 months ago
Solar halo display above a sunflower

For any flat Earthers who have made it across to Bluesky, here’s a nice reflection off the firmament yesterday.
And for everyone else, it’s a 22° halo and tangent arc.

(And a sunflower facing away from the LED replacement sun 😉)

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7 months ago

Red pandas are brilliant.

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7 months ago

I got a three today too. Wordle 1,510 3/6

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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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7 months ago

I would, if I ever remembered about this site!

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9 months ago
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Laura just got her chemistry homework graded

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11 months ago

I had forgotten this was coming up.

Still trying to work out if I can get to Ibiza in August next year for totality at sunset 🌅

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11 months ago

I was. I really should post on here but I keep forgetting it exists.

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11 months ago

Aka the Covid Deflection

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11 months ago
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Starter.
Main course.
Dessert.

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1 year ago

I think she is just desperate for engagement and posting this sort of stuff gives it to her.

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1 year ago
Shot Chaser

I love it when a plan comes together.

With dry air over the UK most of the week lots of the cloud shouters thought the spraying had stopped due to USAID funding cuts. I predicted as far back as Monday that today would be Skybastard Saturday…

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1 year ago
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1 year ago
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Looks like quite an isolated patch amid the cold rain!

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1 year ago
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Good morning, except to those who are scared by this

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1 year ago

I have no idea how this ended up on my timeline but it’s a thing of beauty. It’s like all the events of the past 12+ years in this man’s life were preordained by the universe solely to give Derek here the opportunity to deliver that line.

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1 year ago

I haven’t even checked in here this year. The other place still has a car crash fascination. What’s happening over here?

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1 year ago
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Woman on Facebook proudly reports how her husband shone a laser at a “drone” which was actually FedEx flight 3926 at 4,000 feet.

This is complete madness.

Flight track from FlightAware. House location from public records online.

Time matches to within a minute. Only low plane nearby for hours.

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1 year ago
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We all know the “drones” are just planes, right?

People are calling for them to be shot down to “see what they are” when all you need to do is us a flight tracker. Why hasn’t anyone in charge done this?

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1 year ago

She hasn’t posted on here. Did I miss an assignment?

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1 year ago
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Nobody please share this super secret image of a #skybastards spray plane.

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1 year ago
Twitter post explaining how aircraft cannot emit water vapour because the water gets vaporised.

If any of you have left Twitter, I just wanted to let you know you’re missing a lot of educational content. 

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1 year ago
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I saved this meme in January 2015 from the excellent Facebook page “Debunking Chemtrails”.

That’s a month short of 10 years ago.

The wait continues…

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1 year ago

Imagine if the last person on the BBC who *isn’t* a complete wrong’un was Mr Tumble.

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1 year ago
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“These waves operate at the same frequency as the brain stem”?

Not yours Chris, your brain stem seems to be more of a grandfather clock pendulum kind of deal.

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1 year ago
Sunrise with pink contrails

Good morning 🌅 😎

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1 year ago
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Look up! Beware falling metal.

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1 year ago
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I love it when a plan comes together.

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1 year ago

Mine is very similar this morning. You should get a bit more sun later but it looks a bit crap here for most of the day.

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1 year ago

I don’t quite know what to do with this account over here. It kind of relies on having chemtrail idiots to interact with, and they seem to be in short supply. Any ideas?

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1 year ago
Facebook post reads “Wow, that's a lot of planes!? I see them here in NY too. Water vapor occurs between a differential of 33degrees and lasts only as long as that differential is maintained. Blood temp is at a dew point of 98.6 degrees. You can't maintain a dew point on open atmosphere for more than a minute or 2 before it turns into water vapor and settles on the grass or your car-"dew point". Visible condensation can't last in any visible time scale. What you're looking at is aluminum barium aerosol. Just my opinion”

From Facebook. This is my favourite explanation yet of why contrails can’t persist in the sky. 🤔

Pay attention. It gets pretty advanced, science wise.

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