I'm sure we've all heard that Trump (in)famously does not read.
What if that's because he doesn't know how to?

The damage Trump and the Republicans want to do to the nation's economy is utterly tariff-iying.

What Trump and his Republican sycophants want to do to the American economy is truly _tarriff_-iying. Jus' Sayin'…

So, Trump says he'll accept the gift of the flying palace plane from Qatar. What shall we call it? "Bribe Farce One?"

There it is, in a nutshell.

Honestly, why haven't we contracted "email address" to "e-ddress" by now? O.o

The administration wants to declare people dead in Social Security files.
Our jurisprudence doesn't acknowledge that the Dead can commit crimes. Would manhandling a "dead" person during an arrest be "abuse of a corpse?" Is there any way to sue or indict a "ghost?"
Weird, isn't it?

Remember when the ACA made Republicans ask, "Why should I have to pay for someone else's healthcare?"

Well now the same party wants to offer taxpayer-funded incentives to women to have more children.

One could ask, "Why should I have to pay for someone else to have a kid?"

It would not surprise me to learn that Trump is bankrolling his frivolous lawsuits with taxpayer funds.

It is my firm belief that Trump couldn't pass a Citizenship Test unassisted.
However, he would not only claim he "aced" it but would go on to brag that whoever administered the exam said, "Sir, I've learned some things from you!"

2019 is calling and saying, hey, why didn’t you listen

Until/unless the #entreManure #DullardJChump reverses course on the tariffs, we should refer to the inevitable econmic devastation as the #Trumpocalypse. Jus' sayin'…

Rather than making declarations of intent to annex Greenland, Canada, the Panama Canal Zone, and Gaza, wouldn't Trump get more political mileage out of nomination Puerto Rico for Statehood?

tRump couldn't even keep his casinos in business, where the odds favor the House. Whatever "deals" he's making with Netanyahu, Putin, and others surely involve his short-trading the U.S.!

His track record speaks for itself. While we continue to resist, we should take comfort in that he is deeply incompetent, not very bright & his policies are hurting even his most devoted supporters. Let's not get in the way of his inevitable self-destruction.

Expecting me to call it the "Gulf of America" is exactly the same as believing I'll ever call Dullard J. Chump a "stable genius."

It's fortunate the Dullard J. Chump had his petulant meltdown BEFORE the rare earth mineral deal could be signed.

We ought to abandon the term "venture capitalist" and replace it with "vulture capitalist"

Jus' sayin'

K.H.A.T.: "K, Here's A Thing"

Not enough people are pointing out that those who are claiming to be ferreting out waste, fraud, and abuse are, themselves, Wasteful, Fraudulent Abusers.

No one seems to be calling enough attention to Trump's recent statement that bullies are always the weakest people. He said this without the slightest hint that he appreciated the irony of such a self-referential comment.

Trump 1.0, Moscow reaction: "He's an idiot, but not as useful an idiot as we'd hoped."

Trump 2.0, Moscow posture: "What's Elon Musk doing? Sign HIM up."

Congratulations America! You have given the keys to a madman. Well guess what? We the People will resist the madness!
#Resist

Do you remember that time Pence tried to see Hamilton and the cast called him out.

Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal.

Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home.

That.

Do that.

The only "Gulf of America" that exists is the gulf between Trump's ethics and morality compared to traditional American values and principles.