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We don’t hate gods; we just don’t think they exist.

Well Damn, Christianity Didn’t Die (Yet) For all our snark, secular sass, and tireless podcast... #atheism #religion #blog https://f.mtr.cool/vewmrgpdsf

Malachi, Messenger of Mayhem: When God Hates Esau and Slams Your Goat Sacrifices📝 Episode Sum... #atheism #bible #religion https://f.mtr.cool/swoujkgoki

God’s Top 10 Kill Streaks (episode 1) Lot’s Wife, Onan’s Pullout Fail, and the Egyptian Baby Massacre 📝 Episode Summary: Welcome to the blood-splattered kickoff of our new series, “God’s Top 10 Kill Streaks – Old Testament Edition,” where your favorite heathens dive headfirst into Yahweh’s most unhinged murder sprees. Starting at number 10, we salt-shame Lot’s wife who was turned into a sodium statue for the crime of looking back while her hometown gets nuked. That’s right: no name, no dialogue, just divine vaporization for having a human moment. Coming in hot at number 9, we tackle the infamous case of Onan, who was smote for pulling out. Spoiler: this has nothing to do with masturbation and everything to do with inheritance, manipulation, and patriarchal BS. And rounding out this murdery trio, the pièce de résistance... God’s mass execution of Egyptian firstborns (Exodus 12:29). Babies. Animals. Prisoners. All dead in one holy tantrum... and we celebrate it with freaking Passover? What the literal hell? With plenty of righteous rage, historical breakdowns, and off-the-rails commentary (yes, there’s a “Girls Gone Wild: Seder Edition” tangent), we call out the hypocrisy of divine justice and ask: if God’s so powerful, why does he kill like a toddler throwing a fit? Don’t miss this episode if you like your theology with a side of “what the fuck?” 👉 Listen now at sacrilegiousdiscourse.com 👉 Join our godless rebellion on Discord: discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC 👉 Support the snark on Patreon: patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse 📌 Topics Covered: * “Lot’s wife looked back—and God lost his damn mind” * “Salt: not just seasoning, now also divine punishment” * “Onan spills his seed and gets executed—calm down, Yahweh” * “Spoiler: it’s not about masturbation, it’s about inheritance and patriarchy” * “Egypt’s firstborns get mass murdered… and we made it a holiday?” * “Collective punishment: still God’s favorite kink” * “Modern leaders would be tried for war crimes—but Bible God gets worshiped” * “Does God really need blood to feel loved?” 💬 Best Quote from the Episode: “God’s trying to teach love through mass murder—and somehow, we're the immoral ones?” --- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Podcast: God’s Top 10 Kill Streaks (episode 1)

Should have used a Diamond... 😆

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence—so where is it?

The Mystery Pope With a Uterus: Who Was Pope Joan? Picture it: the 9th century, Europe is all ... #atheism #religion #blog https://f.mtr.cool/fqnutqzgoq

Moon Sh!t and Menstrual Calendars Moon Shit and Menstrual Calendars: How Judaism Synced Up with Space 📝 Episode Summary: Strap in for a lunar-laced detour from our usual Bible bashing as we dive headfirst into ancient Israel’s moon obsession, and no, not in a sexy Wiccan way. This isn’t your typical “let’s stare at the stars” moment. We’re talking about how the Jewish calendar was built around the moon’s ass and how fire poles, moon seekers, and period-powered mysticism ended up shaping entire holy festivals. Yeah, it’s weird. Yeah, it’s awesome. Yeah, it’s still being used today. Your heretical hosts go full-on Moonstruck™—tackling Rosh Chodesh, lunar-solar calendar math, and why the hell every ancient priest wanted to light things on fire every 29.5 days. We drag the patriarchy for taking over women-led rituals, decode why Passover plays leapfrog with Easter, and side-eye the Metonic cycle like it's a Greek bro in a toga trying to do math. And don’t miss the accidental horse murder story (yes, really), plus a spicy sidebar on science hype, dark matter, and whether black holes are just celestial clickbait. There’s moon lore, menstrual metaphors, and mid-rant math lessons—and somehow, it’s still all vaguely connected to Exodus. Don’t worry, we’ll finish Malachi soon... right after this cosmic pitstop. 👉 Listen now at sacrilegiousdiscourse.com 👉 Join our godless rebellion on Discord: discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC 👉 Support the snark on Patreon: patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse 📌 Topics Covered: * “How fire poles and moon slivers dictated ancient Jewish holidays” * “Rosh Chodesh: The original women’s retreat (with less yoga, more patriarchy)” * “Why God told the Israelites to moon-watch as their first command” * “Leap months, second Adars, and the Metonic cycle math-nerd showdown” * “Calendrical civil war: Babylonian Jews vs Palestinian Jews, FIGHT!” * “Moon seekers vs spreadsheet bros: the Sanhedrin loses its chill” * “Why Passover is always in spring—but never on the same damn date” --- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

ICYMI: Moon Sh!t and Menstrual Calendars

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Godless Housekeeping This ain't your average Bible breakdown—this is an update on how our podcast will look going forward. 👉 Listen now at sacrilegiousdiscourse.com 👉 Join our godless rebellion on Discord: discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC 👉 Support the snark on Patreon: patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse --- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Godless Housekeeping

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Sacrilegious Discourse: Bible Study by Atheists For Anyone! Bible Study by Atheists? You bet! Join Sacrilegious Discourse for a hilarious and insightful atheist-led exploration of the Bible. We dissect contradictions, uncover absurdities, and challenge religio...

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Zechariah Chapters 12 -14 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists Zechariah’s Endgame: Plagues, Prophets, and WTF Apocalypse Fuel 📝 Episode Summary: It’s the final chaotic cluster of Zechariah—chapters 12, 13, and 14—and oh boy, it’s less “holy scripture” and more “political manifesto meets acid trip.” Your favorite atheist duo dives into post-exilic fever dreams where Jerusalem gets divine superpowers, horses go blind, and God plays Mad Max with cups of judgment and supernatural rocks. Bonus: apparently the real apocalypse involves killing prophets, lying about your career path, and stamping “Holy to the Lord” on cookware. We get messy with interpretations: is God pierced? Is it a metaphor for guilt? A prophecy about Jesus? Or just a confusing editorial mess written centuries after the fact to shore up priestly power? (Spoiler: probably that last one.) Expect tangents about nuclear war panic, theocracy creep, and why every chapter seems to be written by a different guy with anger issues. And if you thought things couldn’t get weirder—get ready for rivers of blood, horse bells, and sacrificial meat cookpots. Because Yahweh’s final mic drop is... sacred Tupperware? This one’s jam-packed with snark, scholarship, political fury, and a healthy dose of Butthole Surfers. Yep, that happened. 👉 Listen now at sacrilegiousdiscourse.com 👉 Join our godless rebellion on Discord: discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC 👉 Support the snark on Patreon: patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse 📌 Topics Covered: * “Divine intoxication, blind horses, and drunken geopolitical chaos” * “That time God killed ⅔ of his own people and called it purification” * “Why prophets suddenly needed to fake farm experience” * “The priesthood's jealous power grab dressed up as holy reform” * “How apocalyptic revenge fantasies replaced temple-building hope” * “Seriously—why does God care so much about pots and pans?” * “No gods, just goat blood, guilt, and theological gaslighting” 💬 Best Quote from the Episode: “Zechariah can lick my ass. How about that?” --- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Podcast: Zechariah Chapters 12 -14 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists

The burden of proof is on the one making the claim. We’re just here with popcorn.

Christian Nationalism Hypocrisy in U.S. Law

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Zechariah’s Zombie Apocalypse, Divine Meltdowns, and a Bible Book Wrap-Up from Hell📝 Episode ... #atheism #bible #religion https://f.mtr.cool/xuxroyteje

Secular Parenting Empathy Toolkit: Because Empathy Isn’t a Gift from God So, you’re raising little atheists instead of Sunday school choir kids? Welcome to the secular parenting empathy toolkit. Think of it as your DIY guide to raising decent humans without any supernatural hand-holding. Back in the day, parents relied on dusty pews and thunderous sermons to scare kids straight. We don’t. As godless parents, if Little Timmy punches someone, you can’t just say “God will fix it.” You actually have to step up. And no, “Jesus loves you through this” is not an effective timeout strategy (trust me, I tried once). Got that off your chest? Good. Now buckle up for some lived-experience truth and sarcasm, because raising empathetic kids as a secular parent means actually doing the damn work. Look, apologizing to God isn’t on our agenda, so we gotta fill that gap ourselves. If your kid asks “What happens when you die?” you can’t just say “Well, hope to find out together someday.” Instead, you have to give an honest, comforting answer (and maybe schedule your own ther

FYI: Secular Parenting Empathy Toolkit: Because Empathy Isn’t a Gift from God

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If questioning your beliefs is a sin, maybe your beliefs aren’t that strong.

The Prosperity Gospel, In All Its Ungodly Glory Imagine this: a televangelist backstroking thr... #atheism #religion #blog https://f.mtr.cool/oozxyivowo

Flying Scrolls, Basket Ladies & Divine Mood Swings: Zechariah’s Weirdest Hits (Ch. 5–8 Recap +... #atheism #bible #religion https://f.mtr.cool/aihrjilhzh