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Sky Sports PL

@skysportpl.bsky.social

Parody account (Not affiliated with Sky Sports in any manner - expect X reposts) FOR THE PEOPLE ✊🏼 Manchester is Red πŸ”΄

4,538 Followers 11 Following 254 Posts Joined Nov 2024
1 week ago

Never ceases to amaze us how so many people don't have a mute button on their devices!

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1 week ago

The second they called it soccer, should've nuked em

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1 week ago

You're the one crying, lad

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1 week ago

Daniel Farke asked to Farke off by the ref there - sees Red! πŸ”΄

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2 weeks ago

Gabriel has the most punchable face in football, just seeing him breathe should earn him a yellow!

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2 weeks ago

It's a man's game, lad

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2 weeks ago

Ever heard of the mute button? 😁

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1 month ago

We will let them know if Will won't.

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1 month ago

WHAT DO WE THINK OF TOTTENHAM??

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1 month ago

It's no secret! Jamie is in on it too!

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1 year ago

Gotta feel for him. A manager who wants the best for this club, refuses to change his style for short term success and the board REFUSES to back him with signings/outgoings.

Twats.

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1 year ago
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Ruben Amorim caused damage to the big screen television in Manchester United’s dressing room during a furious critique of his players’ performance in the 3-1 defeat to Brighton & Hove Albion.

INEOS spokesman has said that πŸ€Cliffe will reportedly cut Amorim's wages to compensate for the broken TV.

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1 year ago

Washed club

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1 year ago

NO HE DIDN'T

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1 year ago

Mel is great! πŸ’ͺ🏼

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1 year ago

Dead 😭

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1 year ago
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Before signing Kolo Muani, Juventus presented a formal approach to Man Utd for Joshua Zirkzee. Loan β€” salary covered, loan fee, and an important buy option, but United rejected.

Zirkzee also told United he wanted to STAY and FIGHT for his place and the Man Utd shirt.

[Fabrizio Romano]

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1 year ago

Amad just showed him levels

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1 year ago
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Sources say Manuel Ugarte is always one of the last players to leave Carrington, and he is undertaking additional gym sessions after training.

[MEN]

Setting the standards.

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1 year ago

This is correct πŸ‘€

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1 year ago

hablas ingles?

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1 year ago

Well... Take em

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1 year ago
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From "Ready for a new challenge" to "Willing to stay"

His PR team found no suitors so they will not play the "Love United, rejected big clubs" nonsense again.

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1 year ago

Neville is garbage, Carra does bring some valid points now and then tbh.

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1 year ago

Who cares about the victors? United just lost 2-0!! (Common L btw)

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1 year ago

Close your eyes?!

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1 year ago

Mute button can save lives

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1 year ago

Use an audio splitter, m8

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1 year ago

What about United?

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1 year ago
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BREAKING: INEOS looking to further cut costs by selling all the mirrors in the club and sacking those that get paid to clean them everyday.

An insider source has said "These players don't have the spine to have a hard look at themselves, anyways."

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