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Parody account (Not affiliated with Sky Sports in any manner - expect X reposts) FOR THE PEOPLE ✊🏼 Manchester is Red πŸ”΄

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Gotta feel for him. A manager who wants the best for this club, refuses to change his style for short term success and the board REFUSES to back him with signings/outgoings.

Twats.

21.01.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ruben Amorim caused damage to the big screen television in Manchester United’s dressing room during a furious critique of his players’ performance in the 3-1 defeat to Brighton & Hove Albion.

INEOS spokesman has said that πŸ€Cliffe will reportedly cut Amorim's wages to compensate for the broken TV.

21.01.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

Washed club

21.01.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NO HE DIDN'T

21.01.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mel is great! πŸ’ͺ🏼

21.01.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dead 😭

21.01.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Before signing Kolo Muani, Juventus presented a formal approach to Man Utd for Joshua Zirkzee. Loan β€” salary covered, loan fee, and an important buy option, but United rejected.

Zirkzee also told United he wanted to STAY and FIGHT for his place and the Man Utd shirt.

[Fabrizio Romano]

17.01.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amad just showed him levels

17.01.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sources say Manuel Ugarte is always one of the last players to leave Carrington, and he is undertaking additional gym sessions after training.

[MEN]

Setting the standards.

08.01.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is correct πŸ‘€

08.01.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hablas ingles?

08.01.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well... Take em

06.01.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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From "Ready for a new challenge" to "Willing to stay"

His PR team found no suitors so they will not play the "Love United, rejected big clubs" nonsense again.

02.01.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Neville is garbage, Carra does bring some valid points now and then tbh.

02.01.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who cares about the victors? United just lost 2-0!! (Common L btw)

02.01.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Close your eyes?!

02.01.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mute button can save lives

02.01.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Use an audio splitter, m8

30.12.2024 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What about United?

30.12.2024 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: INEOS looking to further cut costs by selling all the mirrors in the club and sacking those that get paid to clean them everyday.

An insider source has said "These players don't have the spine to have a hard look at themselves, anyways."

30.12.2024 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhh yes, Joe Gomez the world class top 5 CB itw

29.12.2024 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd rather play with 10 men than have Joe Gomez in my team m8

29.12.2024 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Injury.

29.12.2024 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You'd hear more swearing than in my uncle's house

29.12.2024 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A MASSIVE boost for Liverpool FC - Joe Gomez has been subbed off due to an injury! πŸ€•

29.12.2024 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

We are so cooked. 🚩

26.12.2024 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Duran red card decision? Shocking. Apparently the FA would rather have the player try to break his momentum and some ligaments than follow through.

Game's gone soft.

26.12.2024 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let's all laugh at Manchester City. πŸ«΅πŸΌπŸ˜‚

2 points dropped for Everton. #StayHumble

26.12.2024 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We just forward it to the shredder, but go on lad

26.12.2024 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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