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Parody account (Not affiliated with Sky Sports in any manner - expect X reposts) FOR THE PEOPLE ✊🏼 Manchester is Red πŸ”΄

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Never ceases to amaze us how so many people don't have a mute button on their devices!

28.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The second they called it soccer, should've nuked em

28.02.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're the one crying, lad

28.02.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Daniel Farke asked to Farke off by the ref there - sees Red! πŸ”΄

28.02.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gabriel has the most punchable face in football, just seeing him breathe should earn him a yellow!

24.02.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a man's game, lad

23.02.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ever heard of the mute button? 😁

22.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We will let them know if Will won't.

06.02.2026 04:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WHAT DO WE THINK OF TOTTENHAM??

06.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's no secret! Jamie is in on it too!

06.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta feel for him. A manager who wants the best for this club, refuses to change his style for short term success and the board REFUSES to back him with signings/outgoings.

Twats.

21.01.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ruben Amorim caused damage to the big screen television in Manchester United’s dressing room during a furious critique of his players’ performance in the 3-1 defeat to Brighton & Hove Albion.

INEOS spokesman has said that πŸ€Cliffe will reportedly cut Amorim's wages to compensate for the broken TV.

21.01.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

Washed club

21.01.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NO HE DIDN'T

21.01.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mel is great! πŸ’ͺ🏼

21.01.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dead 😭

21.01.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Before signing Kolo Muani, Juventus presented a formal approach to Man Utd for Joshua Zirkzee. Loan β€” salary covered, loan fee, and an important buy option, but United rejected.

Zirkzee also told United he wanted to STAY and FIGHT for his place and the Man Utd shirt.

[Fabrizio Romano]

17.01.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amad just showed him levels

17.01.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sources say Manuel Ugarte is always one of the last players to leave Carrington, and he is undertaking additional gym sessions after training.

[MEN]

Setting the standards.

08.01.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is correct πŸ‘€

08.01.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hablas ingles?

08.01.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well... Take em

06.01.2025 06:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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From "Ready for a new challenge" to "Willing to stay"

His PR team found no suitors so they will not play the "Love United, rejected big clubs" nonsense again.

02.01.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Neville is garbage, Carra does bring some valid points now and then tbh.

02.01.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who cares about the victors? United just lost 2-0!! (Common L btw)

02.01.2025 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Close your eyes?!

02.01.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mute button can save lives

02.01.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Use an audio splitter, m8

30.12.2024 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What about United?

30.12.2024 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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BREAKING: INEOS looking to further cut costs by selling all the mirrors in the club and sacking those that get paid to clean them everyday.

An insider source has said "These players don't have the spine to have a hard look at themselves, anyways."

30.12.2024 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0