John Larkin

Some people are into that, though.

The more you look at it, the better it gets.

I'm doing OK before anyone asks. I should be fine assuming it doesn't last more than like 3 or 4 weeks.

Although I know that might be a big assumption...

Mood

a woman in a black coat says " if that 's not cause for alcohol " ALT: a woman in a black coat says " if that 's not cause for alcohol "

Me looking at the news tonight.

Your not just dating him but also his labubu

Found my first 'adult item' today when I was on x-ray.

Praise the Absolute!

a cartoon character wearing glasses and a woman wearing sunglasses . ALT: a cartoon character wearing glasses and a woman wearing sunglasses .

When you realize you keep getting compared to Johnny Bravo at work.

Study: Pretending Everything's Okay Works

Study: Pretending Everything's Okay Works https://theonion.com/study-pretending-everythings-okay-works-1819573735/

My uncle burned an old Christmas tree. I enjoyed it more than I wanted to admit.

FIRE!

Stop the aging process, I want to get off.

That awkward moment when you realize you're at the adult table when you go to family get togethers.

The time in the picture is 10:53am for those who actually care.

How in the world have you never heard of Creamette? It's a family tradition since 1912!

Philomena Cunk is the greatest philosopher of our time.

Good news! Scheduling realized that I, and a dozen other people, actually do exist.

Today at work, I discovered that I, along with a bunch of other people, don't exist according to scheduling.

That's fun.

This week's #TheMuppets70 GIF of the Week celebrates Mahna Mahna and The Snowths!

Coworker to former supervisor who trained me, "He's one of the better ones!"
Supervisor, "HA! Once they're off the training lane, they aren't my problem."
Me, "I am...?"
I feel like I barely know what I'm doing on like 5/7 stations.

YouTube video by Ramaz Cunk on Earth | Every Pump Up the Jam Segue

That awkward moment when you're watching a show, and they reference the song that was only slightly more influential than the Enlightenment movement in the late 17th century.

The small but very fierce one needed me. I can't deny her.

Or really, she needed a connection I had for something she had to set up.

Suffragette's holding a sign "Women Demand the vote this session"

Wikipedia page for Suffragette bombing and arson campaign.

"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable" indeed.

Random person when we're using puppies and they can't use a bin, "Where do I put my cellphone and wallet?"
Me, completely deadpan, "Your luggage."

The number of people who don't realize they can put more things in their bags worries me.
My one solace is that it's not just Americans who ask that.

Co worker, "You need to be more dignified, like Diana."
Me, super offended, "I could NEVER be her!"

mr. burns from the simpsons is pointing at a sign that says " do n't forget you 're here forever " Alt: Mr. Burns from the simpsons is pointing at a sign that says, "Don't forget; You're here forever."

When you help out with an event at your old job.

Me on x-ray, *pulls kid's bag.*
Kid, "Mom, they pulled my bag."
Mom, "Oh, it's probably because of your water bottle that's OBVIOUSLY empty."
Ron Howard out of nowhere, "It was not."

The mom clearly said it for me to hear.

Today at work, someone told me, "I'm ugly for a Julie."
I don't know how to take that.

We are horrible people.

a cartoon character says i have no idea what i am doing Alt: I'm just going off what I vaguely remember we used to do...

MFW no one remembers what our normal game night plan is because we either haven't had it since May or haven't had a normal night in forever.

Former coworker I saw today, "You definitely seem happier now."
My mouth, "Thanks!"
My brain, "Oh god, how miserable was I when I was here...?"