Olivia Kaufman

The Renn Faire was fun but the sun was a deadly laser x.x'

I wanted to draw a bread clip.

"so, i know you're into humans, but would you ever consider dating a bird?"

it sure is a trip trying to walk non-furries through f-list

my b/f said we could get extra shopping time with whatever time we saved in our hour-long escape room.

turns out i'm 1) a very clever girl and 2) way more incentivized by clothes shopping than i thought.

plane video #4: the shocking conclusion to video 3, where we land the plane that had the engine failure

(i'll stop posting these someday i swear)

i'm getting bottom surgery in october, so i've been calling it 'getting jack-o-lanterned'. i need my insides hollowed out. :D

i just want to brick ✨stylishly✨

i started with raidraptors
i moved on to floo
i'm now starting blackwing

my life as a ygo character that only plays birb decks continues

The incredible @maidandlion.bsky.social snapped this photo of me on our date. :3

it me :3

Really? Right in front of my grippy socks? grumpy cartoon guy with grippy socks.

my culture has a proverb for this

plane video #3: asking the kitchen sink to be thrown at me: bird strike at V1 -> engine fire -> no engine -> SUDDENLY FOG -> windshear at minimums (this segment)

I wasn't even sure this was recoverable with the power of only one engine but I'm proud of how fast I reacted.

plane video #2: throwback to that time i was dared to see just how gently i could land a plane

this was a last minute ask so i ended up floating wayyyyyyyyyyyyy past the target zone

slowpoke holding the trans flag

happy pride month y'all <3

don't mind me. i'm just catching up on my posting backlog 'cause i'm bad at social media.

i have been vored

lower numbers = higher score, right?
or are these rookie numbers and i have to pump them up?

My incredible spouse @agenderavenger.bsky.social won me a plush at a carnival on our anniversary! :3

D&D Day!!!!!!!

i SAID i know what i'm doing, okay?

okay. _this_ is finally the thing that makes me feel old.

feral janeway is such a mood

MOOD. I definitely need longer arms so I can hug friends no matter how far away they may be.

Thanks. 💜

Large-volume electrolysis is rough. Worth it because I'm the most impatient person in the world, but if you're not: just do it normally.

Ready for date night with the very special @maidandlion.bsky.social <3 <3 <3

guess I'm a Bond girl now