Can I just keep the gym pump all day please 🙏 it’s so sad when it wears off 😓

I *really* don’t like when interval day and leg day line up… Legs looked decent afterwards though I guess.

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It didn’t stop me 🤪 I still don’t really know how the mechanics work. I mostly just rushed the tutorial so I could get to the point that I could play game share with the hubby. But then I saw the cloud island option and thought “ohh this could be interesting”

Well I got JUST far enough in the game before bedtime to spin up my cloud island “TommyTown69” in Pokopia. Go build me some dongs or whatever it is you want to do there (seriously go nuts) SF15DC

These floors were just put in. I’m not licking them or anything and even if I did, my tongue has been in more questionable places anyway. 🕳️

How your email finds me: (laying on the ground “tummy time” style because I’m getting old, have terrible posture, and my back hurts).

I didn’t die at the Barry’s classes (although it feels like I did 😖) the thirst traps can continue.

I’ve been on the fence should this be my new game to pick up for my upcoming trip? 🧐

Ohh jeez it’s only ONE gummy per serving. I’d been getting mixed up with the magnesium serving which is TWO per serving. No wonder I’ve been getting knocked TF out each time I’ve taken this recently 😂

Late #humpday please enjoy responsibly.

I was just learning to read when I played yellow version for the first time. I’m pretty a bunch of the nicknames on that save were “aaaaaaaaaaa” (or whichever character the cursor defaulted to) #PokemonMaster

Don’t worry I’ve got a “dead man’s switch” that’ll start dropping all my nudes here via API if I don’t make a post for more than two weeks.

#TowelTuesday 🧼🚿 Also pelase know that these may be my last days of posting here. (I’ve got my first Barry’s Bootcamp class this weekend and I may not survive it 😵🪦)

😅 Me when boys post anything early gen pokemon:

💆‍♂️ Sore AF today out of nowhere. Anyway, t’was shoulders today.

Gotta snap pics whenever they make an appearance. Maybe they’ll be more permanent one day, for now they’re still a bit shy 😆

First day back in my own gym, bonus of being accompanied by the hubby for some good gossip during rest periods.

Don’t bother playing stupid games with the hubby he’ll figure you out quick 😆

This reminded me to share, as someone who doesn’t like the tax software vendors, some $ saving options for US bloomfs to look into: IRS FreeFile, freetaxUSA, your local state’s tax website. Turbo + HR BLOCK aren’t the only options out there! (They’re just the ones with the most advertising budget)

Indeed I missed the connecting flight. Ohh well, back home safe and sound!

They better reimburse me for the delayed time with you. The welcome home kiss, the welcome home…. 🤭

I got through violet (kicking and screaming the whole way).

Flight delayed, almost certainly missing my connection in the US. At least I can watch planes take off by a pool while I wait. Gotta take the bad with the good ☯️

I’m honestly just interested in seeing if there’s a solid effort put into this one. 😭 I’ve been skipping way more releases than I want to in the past decade.

*TommySF tapped you 🔥 *

Mental Check-In using only already saved memes?

Guess I gotta keep posting then. At least until i run out of ideas 😅

Probably my last thirsty gym post from my visit down here while I’m visiting my mom. It’s been nice to visit but do i ever miss my man and our routine we share.

Sun and moon 🌞🌝 happy #humpday